[00:00.000] 作词 : Andrew Zink/Jacob Wallace[00:00.006] 作曲 : Andrew Zink/Jacob Wallace[00:00.013]This is the sound of a thousand clapping asses[00:28.304]I find myself inside the restroom[00:30.995]The fear is setting in[00:32.536]I approach the wall of men[00:34.991]Each one emptying their members[00:37.081]I unzip my pants[00:38.231]And begin to sweat profusely[00:41.130]That's when it happened[00:42.567]The man next to me caught a peek at my ****[00:45.414]This is so embarrassing[00:47.870]This is why I should have chosen a stall[00:50.195]It's so hard to use a urinal with a **** this small[00:58.528]I just pissed on myself[01:06.626]****[01:13.470]They say it's not the size of the boat[01:16.552]But it my case I'm barely afloat[01:19.687]It doesn't get much harder than this[01:22.900]No seriously, this is as hard as it gets[01:26.348]Some guys describe it as a tic-tac[01:32.591]But there isn't a mini version of that[01:38.835]It's more like a grain of rice[01:43.798]Everybody stops because they have to look twice[01:45.496]It's sort of like a teeny tiny muffin[01:48.265]My **** looks like a second belly button[02:17.287]I'll look on the bright side of this[02:45.865]I'll never have to buy a single toothpick[02:49.418]Honestly, it's like it doesn't even exist[02:52.187]I can even keep my legs closed every time that I sit[02:55.556]Teeny weenie[02:59.109]I have the world's smallest ****[03:01.930]Teeny weenie[03:05.431]Sometimes I fill my pants with my socks