The Joker vs Pennywise - Epic Rap Battles of History.mp3

[00:00.00] 作词 : Nice Peter/Zach Sherwin/Peter Shukoff/Lloyd Ahlquist/EpicLLOYD
[00:00.58] 作曲 : Zach Sherwin/Peter Shukoff/Lloyd Ahlquist
[00:01.17]Epic Rap Battle of History
[00:04.83]The Joker
[00:06.32]VS
[00:08.75]Pennywise
[00:13.19]Begin!
[00:13.64](The Joker)
[00:14.00]In my first appearance, the Bat was supposed to slay me,
[00:17.12]But I can't be killed. That's why they cast a Phoenix to play me! (He-he!)
[00:20.79]I'm the Harlequin of Hate, the Clown Prince of Crime.
[00:23.90]You're a sewer troll that Stephen King wrote between his lines!
[00:27.32](Ha-ha-ha-ha!) It's like c*****e. You know what I said.
[00:30.51]I don't know how any kind of joke could ever go over that head!
[00:33.85]"They all float!" says the quote. But your films, they all sink.
[00:37.60]Oh, and as far as Mr. King goes, I'm a Shining man. Wink! (Ha-ha-ha-ha!)
[00:41.15]I make the Justice League look like just a bunch of super schlubs!
[00:44.46]You lost to a herd of nerds who call themselves the Losers' Club!
[00:48.08]You'll be gobbled up in Gotham, so stick to your small town
[00:51.62]Where you're renowned as the "if it's brown, flush it down" clown!
[00:53.76](Pennywise)
[00:55.34]Hiya, Jokie! You wanna rap?
[00:58.39]Rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap! (Ha-ha-ha-ha!)
[01:01.97]Oh, why so serious? You're supposed to be the man who laughs,
[01:05.33]But those jokes were like your new movie: (aha!) mostly really sad.
[01:08.56]Beep beep! You're a John Doe in my deadlights, and you're about to fall from a new height
[01:11.87]'Cause you're weak and you've lost every fight to a knight who wears underwear over his tights! (Ha-ha-ha!)
[01:15.29]I haunt nightmares and I'm ruthless!
[01:17.60]This battle's like poker: the Joker is useless!
[01:19.62]Winning's not in your cards! Call me Arkham Asylum, I'm crazy with bars!
[01:22.56]Jack Nicholson played you just fine, but lately the casting's declined:
[01:26.11]Jared Leto came out trying to look like he was Tekashi 6ix9ine!
[01:29.26]So unless you've got a yummy younger brother, I think you'd better run
[01:32.72]'Cause I've got 99 red balloons, b***h, and I dare you to take one!
[01:35.26](The Joker)
[01:36.40]Go back in your well, you giggling sewer ginger.
[01:39.55]You lost to a turtle that wasn't even a ninja!
[01:42.71]When I flow, I go Mark Ham with ill zingers!
[01:46.14]I steal the show like Bob Kane stole from Bill Finger! (Ha-ha-ha!)
[01:49.89]I spit acid, be wowed! Every joke of mine stings.
[01:52.95]You're three night lights in a cloud beat by the kid from Stranger Things.
[01:56.35]When I compare your antics to the fiendish schemes I revel in,
[02:00.05]They pale, like the moonlight you can dance with the devil in.
[02:03.06](Pennywise)
[02:03.42]Pennywise likes the devil, we have so much fun together,
[02:06.93]But no one's dying to play with Joker, except for maybe Heath Ledger!
[02:10.44]Puddin', you're an embarrassment, I'll beat you like you beat Harley Quinn.
[02:13.59]That purple suit is something you should only see Steve Harvey in!
[02:17.05]Ah, haha! I feast on your fears!
[02:20.46]I'm the Derry, Maine attraction every 27 years.
[02:24.19]But you know what? I have a secret. (Shh!) It's like a very special toy.
[02:27.97]If you wanna kill a Batman, eat him when he's a boy.
[02:30.35](The Joker)
[02:30.91]Don't you lay a finger on my Bat, you little freak,
[02:34.40]Or I will spend a whole week knocking out those prickle teeth! (He-he-he!)
[02:38.50]Tell your author for his next g******g scene:
[02:41.41]How about a little more PG and a lot less 13?
[02:44.32]Even I wouldn't stoop to that kind of impropriety!
[02:47.86]This is Earth, you space demon. We live in a society! (Ha-ha-ha!)
[02:51.68]I've seen your movies so I know you don't hurry,
[02:54.82]But I'll shoo you down the drain so fast, they'll call you Tim Scurry!
[02:58.28]Ask Robin if I drop bars! I take smiles and I leave scars!
[03:01.65]Guards at Arkham will admit that the Joker just killed IT! (Ha-ha-ha!)
[03:05.60](Pennywise)
[03:06.00]Arkham? Ha! You stole that from H. P. Lovecraft.
[03:08.78]Who needs guards when you couldn't even escape Cesar Romero's mustache.
[03:11.89]You jester, I'm Montresor, about to make you my Fortunato,
[03:15.19]And seal this battle up like it was the Cask of Amontillado!
[03:18.78](Woo!) I spit January ember flames! (Woo!) You got beat by the Scooby Gang. (Woo!)
[03:22.27]I'm the John Wayne of John Wayne Gacys, the underground Clown Posse, my flow's Insane!
[03:25.66]I'm the poster boy for missing person posters, Joker's gonna float with me
[03:29.78]'Cause he just messed with the best wall-eyed rapper since the Notorious B.I.G.! (Wu-ha-ha!)