Epileptic Techno - Your Favorite Martian.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Ray William Johnson
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[00:18.989]Chillaxing out with Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen
[00:21.124]They want to check this new joint, Club Convulsion
[00:22.957]We put our ass in motion
[00:23.989]All my stupid friends rolled up and the D.J. looked like Superman, if he were homeless
[00:27.826]And standing by the bar, douchebag was hitting on a tranny
[00:30.643]Oh wait that's Hillary Clinton there with D**k Cheney, who was killing a kitten
[00:34.239]I saw Shaq, Jack Black and J-Lo
[00:36.056]I even saw that one guy from that one show
[00:38.103]I saw alcoholic Jews and fat truckers
[00:39.712]And Oprah was there like: "I'm Oprah, ****er!"
[00:41.903]And everything was good until the second
[00:43.348]Homeless Superman put on this record
[00:45.231]I stood there with my friends and the Olsen Twins
[00:47.394]As he spins everybody had convulsions
[00:48.992]Dance, dance, dance like you're having a seizure
[00:52.728]Move, move, move like you're having a fit
[00:56.253]Shake, shake, shake, this is causing a spasm
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[01:18.441]Now I ain't tryna disrespect epileptics
[01:20.160]But the music he played made the place go hectic
[01:22.053]The speakers on the deck became disconnected
[01:23.850]All the alcoholic Jews were suddenly naked
[01:26.060]I felt my muscles expand and contract
[01:27.508]I passed out on the dance floor laying on my back
[01:29.516]Reality started fading, cutting in and out
[01:31.266]I woke up when an Olsen Twin threw up in my mouth
[01:33.534]And we were hoping we could leave at our leisure
[01:34.915]But the whole ****ing theater was having a seizure
[01:36.919]Except Oprah, the music didn't touch her
[01:38.719]Still standing hard, "I'm Oprah, ****er!"
[01:40.947]I saw the DJ loading another disc
[01:42.239]With most of the party still foaming at the lips
[01:44.487]I grabbed my friends and headed for the exit
[01:46.144]When Homeless Superman started spinning that next hit
[01:48.106]Dance, dance, dance like you're having a seizure
[01:51.701]Move, move, move like you're having a fit
[01:55.477]Shake, shake, shake. This is causing a spasm
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[02:17.427]We woke up once again from a seizure
[02:19.345]I wiped Mary-Kate's vomit from my T-Shirt
[02:21.406]We slid out the back like greased-up butter
[02:23.000]We saw Oprah there, "I'm Oprah, ****er!"
[02:25.290]We made it out alive, boo-yah!
[02:26.766]We all stood around like:
[02:27.614]"What are we going to do now?"
[02:28.741]We picked a new club. What'd we get?
[02:30.178]We somehow rolled up to Club Tourette's?
[02:32.475]The music there gave everyone a tick
[02:33.859]And every time it played the whole place would twitch
[02:36.053]And shift and switch and ***** and talk shit like:
[02:37.902]Ass, barf, barf, ass, barf, piss
[02:39.895]Barf, piss, ass, ass, barf
[02:41.699]Barf, piss, ass, ass, piss
[02:43.479]We ran away like a jet propulsion
[02:45.115]Man, I guess we'll go back to Club Convulsion
[02:47.055]Dance, dance, dance like you're having a seizure
[02:50.437]Epileptic Techno, Epileptic Techno
[02:54.580]Oh-oh no not having a seizure
[02:58.125]Epileptic Techno, Epileptic Techno
[03:01.836]Dance, dance, dance like you're having a seizure
[03:05.227]Epileptic Techno, Epileptic Techno
[03:09.214]Oh-oh no not having a seizure
[03:12.907]Epileptic Techno, Epileptic Techno
[03:17.541]"Y'all little bastards, thought y'all knew Oprah!
[03:20.343]Don't make me come over there and **** you!"