H2ODelirious (Instrumental) - Dan Bull/H2ODelirious.mp3

[00:00.000] 作曲 : Dan Bull
[00:00.250]This is a hold-up !
[00:01.520]Ten Million
[00:02.430]I've got a Double Daryl shotgun, pointed at your bottom
[00:04.680]Now hand over the Diamond Play Button
[00:06.520]'Cuz his facemask's stainless steel
[00:08.370]It's attached to his face like a grapefruit peel
[00:10.150]Dat face reveal's gonna make 'em squeal
[00:11.740]But when's it gonna be ?
[00:12.740]Patient, we'll need to negociate a deal
[00:14.790]Then maybe we'll see about making it real
[00:17.440]He's a mystical being from space
[00:19.140]Even his family hasn't seen his face
[00:21.000]And I know I shouldn't tell you this, he'll be fumin'
[00:22.780]But he looks just like a typical human
[00:24.480]And assuming you didn't figure it out already
[00:26.320]HE REALLY LOVES HIS TEDDY
[00:27.770]When he doesn't get a hug he becomes unsteady
[00:29.910]Vomit on his sweater, mom's spaghetti
[00:32.170]You're getting soaked no stopping the leak
[00:33.860]Like a toddler reluctant to sleep
[00:35.670]Acting as if he's got nothing to eat
[00:37.470]But he's one of the top, the elite
[00:39.090]I got as many views in my career
[00:40.850]As Delirious has just got in a week
[00:42.740]You better shuch up when I drop on the beat
[00:44.430]Because even though he can't properly speak
[00:46.470]He will climb greatness mountain and then grab
[00:48.040]Greatness's t**s at the top of the peak
[00:49.980]He can play Gmod Hide and Seek
[00:51.450]With Vanoss then switch up to Hide and Shriek
[00:53.580]Everyday's Friday the Thirteenth, so
[00:55.630]Check your sub box first thing, oh
[00:57.250]He plus Gmod are peas in a pea pod
[00:58.940]Try and stop him and there'll be a season of J***d
[01:00.780]Fighting over who might be the supreme god
[01:02.820]They've both never been seen, does it seem odd ?
[01:04.420]The Delirious family knows
[01:06.060]We're unlike the average joes
[01:07.540]Or Mannequin hoes
[01:08.470]The insanity shows
[01:09.920]No wonder mom and dad are panicking loads
[01:11.740]Your'e damned if you do and you're damned if you don't
[01:13.540]So strap on the mask and gooooo
[01:15.620]The moon tide is tugging on my heart strings
[01:19.190]This chorus should sound so much better but I can't sing
[01:22.420]So instead of singing melodies
[01:24.160]I just sort of rythmically speak
[01:25.740]About climbing greatness mountain and grabbing
[01:27.830]Greatness's t**s at the top of the peak
[01:29.970]Oh, the moon tide is tugging on my heart strings
[01:33.630]This chorus should sound so much better but I can't sing
[01:37.050]So instead of singing melodies
[01:38.720]I just sort of rythmically speak
[01:40.250]About climbing greatness mountain and grabbing
[01:42.240]Greatness's t**s at the top of the peak
[01:44.230]Why so serious, why so blue ?
[01:45.920]Ain't H2O Delirious right fo' you ?
[01:47.910]Why ? What lenghts could a guy go to
[01:49.380]To provide your amusement, acquire those views
[01:51.210]In Vinewood driving a Rhino through
[01:53.050]Find S*ia LeBeouf and call him S*ilo Boof
[01:54.980]Ahem, that was a typo, oops
[01:56.830]No need to correct me you snide lil' douche
[01:58.810]Everyone's a critic, the line's so true
[02:00.400]When you get what creators online go through
[02:02.240]"You're so useless and I'm so cool"
[02:04.050]I can hit a low and a high note too
[02:06.290]'Scuse me but do I know you ?
[02:07.970]Telling me to die, bro, why don't you
[02:09.300]SHUCH UP !
[02:09.810]You're in serious need of a
[02:11.160]TOUCH UP !
[02:11.600]I don't meen make up, I mean getting
[02:12.790]ROUGHED UP !
[02:13.200]SHUCH UP !
[02:13.850]If you found that offensive well then
[02:15.290]You should have heard what I took out the
[02:16.450]ROUGH CUT !
[02:17.320]SHUCH UP !
[02:17.930]If you don't, I've a prediction
[02:18.920]SHUCH UP !
[02:19.420]You'll become a survivor victim
[02:20.440]SHUCH UP !
[02:20.910]Just SHUCH UP ! SHUCH UP ! SHUCH UP !
[02:23.170]Just SHUCH UP ! SHUCH UP ! SHUCH UP !
[02:24.840]Just SHUCH UP !
[02:25.970]Or I'll introduce my foot to your buttocks
[02:28.020]The moon tide is tugging on my heart strings
[02:31.500]This chorus should sound so much better but I can't sing
[02:34.920]So instead of singing melodies
[02:36.610]I just sort of rythmically speak
[02:38.300]About climbing greatness mountain and grabbing
[02:40.280]Greatness's t**s at the top of the peak
[02:42.220]Boat wrecker, **** peddlar, vogue setter
[02:44.360]Go getter, joke teller, so cleve
[02:45.850]Wana make a video better ?
[02:47.230]No pressure
[02:47.850]Lol joke the heat's overloading your processor
[02:49.740]You're a flat pack hat rack, he's an oak dresser
[02:51.790]Don't imitate, come up with your own method
[02:53.470]Or even better, just don't ever
[02:55.050]Pimpin' out the lo lo with chrome leather
[02:57.040]Taking over the show at his own leisure
[02:58.790]While I study flows like a professor
[03:00.720]We dunno whether dinos had no feathers
[03:02.810]But we do know the zero's supposed to be a letter
[03:04.490]It's totally an "O" not a number
[03:05.920]This is a Courgette, this is a Cucumber
[03:07.660]Known as zuchini
[03:08.840]Oh 'scuse me, but I'm from overseas, so sue me
[03:11.600]Goody two shoes and a blue hoody
[03:12.980]Bloody shoes would he choose to be you buddy ? Who ?
[03:14.870]True that he's too good he needs to be studied
[03:16.650]To discover the gene making movies funny
[03:18.440]Ten million subs that'll see YouTube
[03:20.230]Then be "Please mummy, we need food"
[03:22.130]How can I say this without seeming rude ?
[03:24.380]Pff, screw it, you're a ***** dude !
[03:25.950]The moon tide is tugging on my heart strings
[03:29.680]This chorus should sound so much better but I can't sing
[03:32.790]So instead of singing melodies
[03:34.580]I just sort of rythmically speak
[03:36.320]About climbing greatness mountain and grabbing
[03:38.360]Greatness's t**s at the top of the peak
[03:40.350]Lemme begin a rap that's incredibly fast
[03:41.740]See me get in and then vanish quicker
[03:43.120]Than the fidget spinner fad
[03:43.900]MiniLadd's getting really mad, checking the minimap
[03:45.660]Like the fella was in Trinidad with a myriad
[03:47.590]Of chickens when he meant to be in Chiliad, silly chap
[03:49.120]Will he actually get'em back and intact, or be
[03:51.400]Picking up a bit of litter and sticking it in a bag
[03:53.340]With a death date written on the tag
[03:55.030]I know true, it's a sucky task
[03:56.400]But somebody's gotta do it so go fetch the hockey mask
[03:58.650]That costume's Delirious, don't copy that
[04:00.590]Hitting with the impact of a shotty blast
[04:02.430]He needs food to bloat up his body mass
[04:04.580]And make a meal montage with a Rocky track
[04:06.020]One second, he's a fully jolly chap
[04:07.820]And the next he's a bloody stroppy twat
[04:09.600]And if you haven't ever heard of Batc**n
[04:11.280]He's a badass, crime-fighting rac**n
[04:13.320]Kicking every villain's ass to this rap tune
[04:14.960]'Til it make an excuse to leave, and soon
[04:16.650]Delirious rhymes with :
[04:17.680]Curious, Furious, Spurious and Devine Mysterious Experience
[04:20.490]So get down on your knees and beg
[04:21.870]With a prayer to the white circle easter egg
[04:23.920]The moon tide is tugging on my heart strings
[04:27.770]This chorus should sound so much better but I can't sing
[04:30.970]So instead of singing melodies
[04:32.710]I just sort of rythmically speak
[04:34.300]About climbing greatness mountain and grabbing
[04:36.300]Greatness's t**s at the top of the peak
[04:38.500]Oh, the moon tide is tugging on my heart strings
[04:42.260]This chorus should sound so much better but I can't sing
[04:45.690]So instead of singing melodies
[04:47.190]I just sort of rythmically speak
[04:48.830]About climbing greatness mountain and grabbing
[04:50.880]Greatness's t**s at the top of the peak
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