[00:00.000] 作词 : Jack Stratton/Jacob Jeffries[00:00.216] 作曲 : Jack Stratton/Jacob Jeffries[00:00.433]I saw a cute fluff ball at the coffee shop[00:04.147]I asked, "Can I pet it?" she said, "Me or the dog?"[00:08.861]I said, "Whoa, quick wit," she said, "pull up a chair,"[00:12.561]"I've got a thousand dad jokes I've been wanting to share"[00:16.995]She had me in stitches, fully tickled[00:21.539]Hotter than Portman, funnier than Rickles[00:24.913]She said ,"My friends are in town tonight and we're all going out[00:29.449]They're Swedish, and single, and I'm showing them around[00:33.543]You wanna come with? You seem cool and artsy"[00:37.550]That's when I broke the news, honey[00:40.003]I, I, I[00:42.882]I can't party[00:46.709]I can't party[00:50.911]Party[00:54.871]I can't party[00:58.574]She said, "You should really reconsider, my friends, they are a blast[01:04.054]And if you get too tired, you could always crash[01:08.106]With us in my mansion but we all share a bed[01:12.101]And sometimes fool around, after we are fed[01:16.268]My private chef is vegan, my private chef is great[01:20.316]Name your favorite meal and she'll put it on your plate"[01:23.958]I thought wow, she's rich, and clearly a smarty[01:28.037]But I needed to reiterate[01:30.727]I, I, I[01:33.536]I can't party[01:37.712]I can't party[01:42.000]Party[01:45.727]I can't party[01:50.163]I can't party[01:51.880]I wish I could but you know I can't