The Most Fashionable Faction (feat. Harry Callaghan) - The Stupendium.mp3

[00:00.196](song by the STUPENDIUM)
[00:03.853](three)
[00:04.820](two)
[00:05.969](one)
[00:06.988](BEGIN!)
[00:07.536]scout:
[00:07.954]watch out!
[00:08.764]the scout's out and about
[00:09.783]running around
[00:10.410]bringing bonks right down on your scalp
[00:12.526]do you even know
[00:13.048]who you're talking to here?
[00:14.067]i'm a streak of greased lighting
[00:15.190]keep fighting for years
[00:16.157]i'm a stunner
[00:17.306]number one run and gunner
[00:18.377]my beats bring the heat
[00:19.265]'cause i'm a sweet double jumper
[00:20.441]your finger's on the trigger
[00:21.381]but before you get to pull it
[00:22.766]i'll take a sip of fizz
[00:23.419]and i'll go whizzing past yor bullets
[00:24.594]i am on it like a rocket
[00:25.587]on a course to freakin pound ya
[00:26.658]call me super sonic
[00:27.598]'cause i'm running rings around ya
[00:28.878]i am a dab hand with a "sandman"
[00:29.793]i'm the baddest in the badlands
[00:30.837]i'm a speed freak on a killstreak
[00:31.908]see a blur then it's
[00:32.509]bang
[00:32.823]bang!
[00:33.110]DemoMan:
[00:33.528]I'm the Demo
[00:34.103]Boom goes my M.O.
[00:35.226]Tyrant from the Highlands
[00:36.036]Getting violent on the Bellows
[00:37.185]The only thing more volatile than Me
[00:38.308]Would be my Ammo
[00:39.197]I'll leave you blown to Pieces
[00:40.137]While my piece is Screaming
[00:41.077]BLAMMO!
[00:41.443]Did this have whisky In?
[00:42.384]Or was it Nitroglycerine?
[00:43.455]I'll find out on the way Out
[00:44.343]If I'm spouting flaming p*ss Again
[00:45.571]'Cause if I live another Day
[00:46.459]My liver might go Anyway
[00:47.582]And I'd rather go in Glory
[00:48.627]So in war I won't be giving In
[00:49.776]I suffer for my Art
[00:50.612]I've got sulphur on the Heart
[00:51.657]This Tartan Spartan's
[00:52.624]Gonna tear you Apart
[00:53.721]Fire shots at the Cyclops
[00:54.740]It never ends Well
[00:55.863]Oh,they're gonna have to glue you,
[00:56.855]back together in Hell!
[00:57.717]snIper:
[00:58.109]ZOOM
[00:58.684]RED dot
[00:59.233]BOOM
[00:59.807]HEADSHOT
[01:00.356]your HEAD'S got a new
[01:01.819]lead CLOT
[01:02.367]bring you to a DEAD stop
[01:03.334]leave you with your HEAD poped
[01:04.431]another TARGET on my list
[01:05.685]that can be CHECKED off
[01:06.547]'cause on a MISSION
[01:07.331]i am viciously EFFICIENT
[01:08.428]my vital's just my RIFLE
[01:09.420]and a set of JARS to p*ss in
[01:10.465]when it comes to ASSASSINS
[01:11.406]you could say i'm HIGH-CALIBRE
[01:12.660]YANKING my machete
[01:13.548]from your HEAD like it's excalibur
[01:14.671]NO mercy mercenary
[01:15.794]i'll take you DOWN like cattle when
[01:16.813]my true FORTE'S in 2fort
[01:17.675]playing BLOOD sports on the batterments
[01:18.851]spray your BRAIN
[01:19.765]'fore you even know WHAT'S happening
[01:20.810]SAFE to say
[01:21.828]no way that you'll be wearing HATS again
[01:23.056]
[01:23.474]If you're seeing RED or you're feeling BLU
[01:25.486]If you wanna bust caps
[01:26.426]And wear them too
[01:27.680]If you like warfare
[01:28.803]In stylish head wear
[01:29.979]Well,have we got the game for you
[01:32.277]No there isn't any greater
[01:33.636]MILITARY MILLINERY SIMULATOR
[01:35.856]We fight all day to find out who's
[01:37.894]The most fashionable faction in TF2
[01:39.722]SOLDIER:
[01:40.036]LISTEN up
[01:40.741]'CAUSE I won't say it again
[01:41.864]YOU'D better not be sissies
[01:42.753]BECAUSE war is not a game
[01:43.876]UNLESS of course it's war games
[01:45.104]THEN I'm all for games
[01:46.227]HOPE you're keeping score
[01:47.063]BECAUSE numerate I sure ain't
[01:48.317]I'M good at fighting
[01:49.362]ASK sun tzu
[01:50.276]I taught him all he knows
[01:51.216]IN the art of shovel fu
[01:52.392]WAY back in ancient China
[01:53.332]WHEN I met him on night
[01:54.273]HE said soldier's really cool
[01:55.344]AND the best at winning fights
[01:56.467]NOW I win all the fight money
[01:57.642]WHEREVER I go
[01:58.531]'CAUSE my rockets go boom
[01:59.654]AND then you explode
[02:00.490]NOW,the army told me that I was crazy
[02:02.788]BUT I wrote this song
[02:03.729]SO I'm clearly amazing
[02:04.643]Spy:
[02:04.983]Gentleman
[02:05.688]It Won't Be Gentle
[02:06.864]When I Sneak Into Your Base
[02:07.752]And Steal The Faces Of Your Helpless Friends
[02:09.241]Stealing Your Briefcase
[02:09.998]Really Was A Brief Case
[02:11.148]You Think You're Smart
[02:11.984]But I Have The Intelligence
[02:13.473]Be A Man
[02:13.943]Why Do You Have To Die Screaming
[02:15.144]I Shoot You
[02:15.693]Take The Loot
[02:16.059]And Take My Suit For Dry Cleaning
[02:17.469]I'm Not Cheating
[02:18.253]You Ignorant Swine
[02:19.246]I Creep In And Sneak Things
[02:20.421]Right Into Your Spine
[02:21.597]When I Fight With My Butterfly
[02:22.642]It Stings Like A Bee
[02:23.634]So Tonight Tell Your Mother "Hi"
[02:24.679]Give Her A Kiss From ME
[02:25.672]I'm Debonair With Deadly Flaur
[02:27.004]I'm Anyone And Anywhere
[02:27.814]The Face Your Mother Wakes to
[02:28.754]Is The Last You'll Ever See
[02:29.564]HEAVY:
[02:29.877]I AM HEAVY WEAPONS GUY
[02:32.124]I MAKE PUNY BABIES CRY
[02:34.214]WANT TO LIVE?
[02:35.154]RULE ONE:
[02:36.251]DON'T
[02:36.800]TOUCH
[02:37.375]MY
[02:37.871]GUN!
[02:38.393]MAY BE SLOW
[02:39.099]NO NEED TO RUSH YA
[02:40.379]WHEN I'M ROLLING WITH NATASCHA
[02:42.468]FILL YOU DEAD WITH HOLES
[02:43.801]WE CRUSH YA
[02:44.637]LEAVE YOU COLD
[02:45.394]LIKE SNOW IN RUSSIA
[02:46.700]PUNY GUN
[02:47.771]I PUNCH MORE DAMAGE
[02:48.738]CHEW YOU UP FOR LUNCH LIKE SANDVICH
[02:50.697]THINK YOU CAN OUTRUN ME?
[02:52.343]PROVE IT
[02:52.970]I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU
[02:54.041]OUTRUN
[02:54.511]BULLET
[02:55.112]
[02:55.451]If you're seeing RED or you're feeling BLU
[02:57.489]If you wanna bust caps
[02:58.612]And wear them too
[02:59.553]If you like warfare
[03:00.571]In stylish head wear
[03:01.721]Well,have we got the game for you
[03:03.993]No there isn't any greater
[03:05.561]MILITARY MILLINERY SIMULATOR
[03:07.781]We fight all day to find out who's
[03:09.793]The most fashionable faction in TF2
[03:11.491]ENGINEEr:
[03:11.804]HOWDY,THE ENGINEER'S IN THE FIELD(Ya!)
[03:13.789]FARM BOY CHARM
[03:14.573]WITH A MEGATON YIELD(Hu!)
[03:15.801]I'VE GOT A CRANIUM
[03:16.872]LACED WITH URANIUM
[03:17.917]DISPENSE YOUR OFFENSE
[03:18.883]WITH THE WEAPONS I WIELD(Yee--HA!!)
[03:20.059]I'M HOT STUFF
[03:20.895]'CAUSE I'VE A HUNDRED DEGREES
[03:21.913]SO IF YOU BOIL MY BLOOD
[03:23.011]YOU'LL GET BURNED ON STEAM
[03:24.160]I'M OVERQUALIFIED
[03:25.048]TO LEAVE YOU NULLIFIED
[03:25.936]AND TAN YOUR SORRY HIDE
[03:26.276]YOU'D BEETER RUN AND HIDE
[03:27.451]OR DIE BY MY MACHINES
[03:28.340]JUST A FRIENDLY ENGY
[03:29.933]PREVENTING ENTRY WITH A DEADLY SENTRY
[03:32.545]EACH PRACTICAL PROBLEM I SOLVE
[03:33.512]MY SKILL MOUNTS
[03:33.982]THE ONLY YHING HIGHER THAN MY IQ
[03:35.784]IS MY KILL COUNT
[03:36.490]pYRo:
[03:36.751]FIRE!
[03:37.326]FIRE!!
[03:37.770]FIRE!!!
[03:38.318]FIRE!!!!
[03:38.867]Emboldened scoiding folds
[03:39.598]Of red and gold Are my desire
[03:40.826]It's my sacred duty
[03:41.740]Keep the beauty burning higher
[03:42.837]Leave yoU dismembered iN the embers
[03:43.987]Every felling smells The pyre
[03:44.980]I'm a terror From the nether
[03:46.103]Something that you've never seen
[03:47.095]with a charcoal Soul
[03:47.957]Heart pumping kerosene
[03:48.950]You've met Your match
[03:49.864]You'll be a charred patch
[03:50.700]On the floorboards
[03:51.353]I'll strike a match
[03:51.902]And Strike the match
[03:52.712]Off of the scoreboard
[03:53.391]What's it Matter If my brains
[03:54.201]Deranged when I snuff You out
[03:55.272]Boy!does it Look lovely out!
[03:56.578]Candy canes And Fluffy Clouds
[03:57.649]Now I'm racking up the kills
[03:58.824]AS I'm cranking up the Grill
[03:59.791]Easy to Blow You away
[04:00.940]When you're just powder
[04:01.828]mediC:
[04:02.064]got a little headache?
[04:02.821]you'd better call the medic
[04:03.814]were you wanting anesthetic?
[04:04.702]really don't be so pathetic
[04:05.877]that burning is a bird within your sternum
[04:07.184]that snuck in while i was working
[04:08.202]but i think a bloody dove
[04:09.352]is quite a lovely aesthetic
[04:10.475]you grazed your knee?
[04:11.494]well,it seems to me
[04:12.330]you need invasive
[04:13.192]exploratory surgery
[04:14.420]see,i may have a little uncertainty
[04:16.300]between patient?
[04:17.241]specimen?
[04:17.998]blur to me
[04:18.599]get the point of my syringes in your hiney?
[04:20.558]i'll ubercharge and
[04:21.682]buff you till you're shiny
[04:22.726]i could fix you quick with my medi gun
[04:24.973]the procedure's painless
[04:26.044]but that's no fun
[04:26.749]
[04:27.220]If you're feeling BLU or seeing RED
[04:29.179]If what's on your mind's
[04:30.459]What's on your head
[04:31.190]Who wants to battle
[04:32.261]When there's catalogues
[04:33.907]Of hats to browse instead?
[04:36.101]It's not how far you push the cart
[04:37.329]What matters is the noble art
[04:39.157]Of dressing heads in dandy threads
[04:41.117]To wear whilst you are blown apart
[04:43.781]If you're seeing RED or you're feeling BLU
[04:45.897]If you wanna bust caps
[04:46.968]And wear them too
[04:47.961]If you like warfare
[04:49.032]In stylish head wear
[04:50.155]Well,have we got the game for you
[04:52.663]No there isn't any greater
[04:53.943]MILITARY MILLINERY SIMULATOR
[04:56.242]We fight all day to find out who's
[04:58.201]The most fashionable faction in TF2
[05:00.735](Nobody has so many hats.)
[05:02.197](It's ridiculous.)
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