It's a Hit! - Reg Rogers/Jonathan Groff.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Stephen Sondheim
[00:00.446] 作曲 : Stephen Sondheim
[00:00.893]Listen to that!
[00:04.129]Will you listen to that!
[00:07.579]Do you know what that means?
[00:09.612]Let me tell you what that means—
[00:11.105]Wait, no—
[00:11.786]Anyone who even thinks it
[00:13.444]Don't say it
[00:14.107]You'll jinx it
[00:17.409]Listen to that!
[00:20.016]Did you listen to that?
[00:23.030]Does that make you feel proud?
[00:24.813]Well, feel more than just proud—
[00:26.508]Okay, wait
[00:27.483]I'll tempt fate
[00:28.444]And I'll state it out loud
[00:35.093]That's the sound of a—
[00:47.015]Hit!
[00:48.184]It's a hit!
[00:49.760]Gang, I think this is it!
[00:52.986]No more writing clever little shows
[00:55.809]For those basement saloons
[00:58.209]No more proclamations from the pros
[01:00.411]That you "can't hum the tunes"—
[01:02.394]No more sneaking in at intermission
[01:03.965]To the plays you wish you could afford—
[01:05.675]Or producers having you audition
[01:07.444]Whenever they're bored—
[01:08.901]And who say right away
[01:10.657]As you play the first chord
[01:12.173]Boys, boys, it's very—
[01:14.559]What is the word? Interesting
[01:17.197]And if I had even the slightest belief any audiences would come
[01:20.946]I would do it in a minute. Next!
[01:24.894]We're a hit!
[01:25.958]We're a hit!
[01:26.585]Standing up—
[01:27.458]The whole bit!
[01:28.269]No more coaching those sopranos
[01:29.841]With voices like bees—
[01:31.325]No more secondhand pianos
[01:32.874]With six broken keys—
[01:34.446]No more agents giving you opinions
[01:36.126]As they turn you over to their minions—
[01:37.685]Just for these
[01:38.315]Guarantees
[01:39.040]We should please
[01:39.758]Thank the Lord!
[01:40.731]It's a hit!
[01:41.541]It's a hit!
[01:42.066]Will my folks have a fit!
[01:43.777]After all of that baloney
[01:45.608]They made me go through
[01:47.030]All that, "Honey, not that he's a phony
[01:48.624]But what does he do?"
[01:50.661]Will their faces be stony
[01:52.026]When they see on their Sony
[01:53.408]Someone handing the phony
[01:55.130]A Tony Award!
[01:57.382]Oh! I would like to begin by thanking all of the hundreds of people
[02:01.810]Who have turned down every show I have ever written
[02:05.182]So that I could win tonight for this one
[02:10.942]Thank you!
[02:12.982]Listen to that!
[02:14.076]Will you listen to that?
[02:15.292]Tell me
[02:15.785]Is that a noise
[02:16.357]Or is that a noise?
[02:17.015]That is a noise
[02:17.724]We've been waiting
[02:18.261]The whole of our lives to hear!
[02:20.155]Listen to that! (Listen to that!)
[02:21.713]Will you listen to that? (Listen to that!)
[02:22.523]Honey, is that a noise (I can't)
[02:23.663]Or is that a noise? (Stand it!)
[02:24.549]That is the loveliest noise
[02:25.463]For a bread-winning wife to hear!
[02:27.300]Listen to that!
[02:28.183]That's obscene! (Will you listen to that!)
[02:29.699]Listen to that! (Fellas)
[02:30.494]That is a noise
[02:31.078]That is really a noise!
[02:31.979]That is the noise I've been I can't listen to that!
[02:33.659]Will you listen to that, will you
[02:35.398]Will you listen to that!
[02:38.476]That's the sound of an audience
[02:40.392]Losing its mind!
[02:42.271]It's the Pope on his balcony
[02:44.279]Blessing mankind!
[02:46.108]Folks, it's Funny Girl, Fiddler
[02:48.557]And Dolly combined!
[02:55.773]It's a hit!
[02:58.591]It's a hit!
[02:59.954]It's a palpable hit!
[03:02.253]If it only even runs a minute
[03:04.214]At least it's a wedge
[03:05.714]It's the theater and we're really in it
[03:07.543]Not just on the edge!
[03:09.029]If your spirits ever need improving
[03:10.921]You can drop in any night for free!
[03:12.539]But the thing that's positively moving—
[03:14.278]You could have fooled me—
[03:15.571]—Is we're still old friends!
[03:18.591]Nothing can kill old friends!
[03:21.058]Where there's a will, old friends
[03:24.616]Don't need success to survive!
[03:28.504]And us, old friends
[03:31.054]What's to discuss, old friends?
[03:34.472]We've got a surefire genuine
[03:37.356]Walk-away blockbuster
[03:39.302]Lines down to Broadway
[03:41.554]Boffola sensational
[03:43.967]Box office lalapalooza gargantuan—
[03:52.112]Hit!
[03:53.775]It's a hit!
[03:55.289]It's a hit!
[03:56.071]It's a hit!
[03:57.179]It's a hit!
[03:58.138]It's a hit!