Everybody's Talking About Jamie - Original West End Cast of Everybody's Talking About Jamie.mp3

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[00:07.687]You should have seen it
[00:08.913]You should have been there
[00:10.145]You won't believe the **** we saw that went down in there
[00:12.743]The men were women
[00:14.111]The girls were fellas
[00:15.513]They did a rain dance wearing nothing but umbrellas
[00:18.134]Pass it on!
[00:18.449]There was a lady
[00:19.564]She had a sister
[00:20.868]But it was kinda weird that way the lady kissed her
[00:23.314]There was a woman
[00:24.970]Whose name was Norman
[00:26.318]And the frilly knickers
[00:27.698]That was just the doorman
[00:28.623]Pass it on!
[00:29.190]There was a doorman
[00:30.434]Whose name was Norman
[00:31.775]And then the doorman kissed his sister
[00:33.166]She's a Mormon
[00:34.487]I heard there's dungeons
[00:35.825]Inside the cellars
[00:37.146]Where they rain down pain and spank you with umbrellas
[00:40.084]Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie
[00:42.769]Everybody's talking 'bout J-J-Jamie
[00:45.476]Everybody's talking 'bout the boy in the dress who was born to impress
[00:50.972]Everybody's talking 'bout the things that he wore
[00:53.562]Everybody's listening 'cause we need to know more
[00:56.177]Everybody's talking 'bout the boy in the wig 'cause he's gonna be big
[01:01.625]Everybody's talking 'bout Jay-ay-ay-amie
[01:09.736]And there was music and there was dancing
[01:12.200]And all the drag queens had to
[01:13.730]Lip-sync cause they can't sing
[01:14.691]Pass it on!
[01:15.059]And there was smoking
[01:16.177]And there were boozing
[01:17.609]And there were boys who looked like
[01:18.973]Girls which was confusing
[01:19.979]Pass it on!
[01:20.312]So what's a lip sync?
[01:21.611]Is that like kissing?
[01:22.822]Yeah he kissed a girl whose girly parts were missing
[01:25.901]Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie
[01:28.595]Everybody's talking 'bout J-J-Jamie
[01:31.338]Everybody's talking 'bout the boy on the stage who broke out of his cage
[01:36.719]Everybody's talking 'bout the switch and the lips
[01:39.317]Everybody's talking 'bout the **** and the hips
[01:42.107]Everybody's talking 'bout
[01:43.388]The crazy kid and all the things that he did
[01:47.439]Everybody's talking about Jay-ay-ay-amie
[01:55.451]He had 1 gogo boy
[01:56.764]5 gogo boys
[01:58.202]10 gogo boys in kilts
[02:00.796]He had 1 dancing girl
[02:02.276]5 dancing girls
[02:03.662]10 dancing girls on stilts
[02:06.399]He had 1 backing singer
[02:07.680]5 backing singers
[02:08.971]10 backing singers plus choir
[02:11.698]He did 1 somersault
[02:12.910]5 somersaults
[02:14.377]10 somersaults on fire
[02:17.233]Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie
[02:19.827]Everybody's talking 'bout J-J-Jamie
[02:22.619]Everybody's talking 'bout the buzz from the crowd and the boy who was proud
[02:27.937]Everybody's talking 'bout Jay-ay-ay-amie
[02:35.902]And there were ****tails
[02:37.138]And there were mocktails
[02:38.526]She wore a scaly skirt she said was made of croc tails
[02:44.084]And there were feathers
[02:45.297]And there were leathers
[02:46.733]And there were rubber gear she said were for all weathers
[02:52.230]And there were thigh boots
[02:53.493]And there were high boots
[02:54.838]And there were girl boots that you wear if you're a guy boots
[02:57.918]Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie
[03:00.368]Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie
[03:03.147]Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie
[03:05.763]Everybody's talking 'bout
[03:08.762]Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie
[03:11.177]Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie
[03:13.892]Everybody's talking 'bout the boy in the dress who was born to express
[03:19.275]Everybody's talking and they're talking about
[03:21.911]The eyes and the thighs and the puh-puh-puh-pout
[03:24.613]Everybody's talking and there ain't no doubt who we're dying to see
[03:30.039]Everybody's talking 'bout Jay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-amie