[00:00.00] 作词 : Christopher Hampton/Don Black[00:01.00] 作曲 : Andrew Lloyd Webber[00:02.46]ASTROLOGER: I don't think you should shoot before July 15th[00:06.09]Right now is a perilous time for Pisces[00:09.41]If you wait 'til Venus is in Capricorn[00:12.96]You'll avoid a catalog of crises[00:16.41]MASSEUSE 1: I need three more weeks to get these thighs in shape[00:19.93]No more carbohydrates, don't be naughty[00:23.13]MASSEUSE 2: We'll soon have you skipping like an ingenue[00:26.38]You won't look a day over forty[00:30.95]BEAUTICIAN 1: We have dry heat, we have steam[00:32.95]BEAUTICIAN 2: We have moisturizing cream[00:35.14]BEAUTICIAN 3: We had mud-packs[00:36.35]We have blood sacks[00:37.85]BEAUTICIAN 2: It's a rigorous regime[00:40.04]ALL: Not a wrinkle when you twinkle[00:42.15]Or a wobble when you walk[00:44.30]Of course, there's bound to be a little suffering[00:47.84]Eternal youth is worth a little suffering[00:51.28]ANALYST: Listen to your super ego not your id[00:54.73]Age is just another damn neurosis[00:58.32]I'll have you regressing back to infancy[01:01.75]And back into the womb under hypnosis[01:04.92]DOCTOR: I inject the tissue of the fetal lamb[01:08.27]The formula's the one Somerset Maugham owns[01:12.12]Just modest course of thirty-seven shots[01:15.51]And you will be a heaving mass of hormones[01:19.35]ALL: No more crow's feet, no more flab[01:21.90]No more love handles to grab[01:24.24]You'll be so thin they'll all think you're[01:26.58]Walking sideways like a crab[01:28.59]Nothing sagging, nothing bagging[01:30.72]Nothing dragging on the floor[01:33.26]Of course, there's bound to be a little suffering[01:36.57]Eternal youth is worth a little suffering[01:39.82]Of course, there's bound to be a little suffering[01:43.61]Eternal youth is worth a little suffering[01:46.96]Of course, there's bound to be a little suffering