Creeper vs Bob-omb (feat. Dan Bull) - Freshy Kanal/Dan Bull.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Dustin Pfaff
[00:00.413] 作曲 : Dustin Pfaff
[00:00.827]RAP BATTLE
[00:02.191]Creeper vs Bob-omb
[00:04.403]Creeper：
[00:17.865]Come on
[00:18.659]It's the creeper the og griefer
[00:20.020]Sneakin' in your cozy home to show
[00:21.617]Off loads of explosive features
[00:22.906]Wanna go blow for blow
[00:24.233]Then get close to me first
[00:25.359]I'll throw you in the air like
[00:26.523]When mario smoked your leader
[00:27.597]Your kingpin and bowling
[00:28.594]Ball buddies ain't frightenin'
[00:29.634]I could strike down your
[00:30.510]Lineup with no lightning
[00:31.932]Need a tomb kaboom
[00:33.164]You've won the lottery
[00:34.310]Bury you so deep
[00:35.209]Send greetings to Mrs bobbery
[00:36.527]Oooh that's a nice
[00:37.457]Castle you've got there
[00:38.847]What's a small sphere
[00:39.810]Gonna do when I bomb squares
[00:41.081]Run up in your line and
[00:42.111]I'll hunt you down
[00:43.058]Turn your mushroom kingdom
[00:44.293]To mushroom clouds
[00:45.556]You can't throw hands man
[00:46.473]Your parts are gone
[00:47.516]And you wonder why
[00:48.580]Nintendo disarmed this bomb
[00:49.842]Why waste my time toying
[00:50.943]With this tiny dud
[00:52.183]The garbage is the only
[00:53.203]Place he'll be windin' up
[00:54.201]Bob-omb：
[00:54.682]I see the king has ordered
[00:56.117]A new lawn plant
[00:57.135]Well sir that's
[00:57.902]A creeper
[00:58.684]aaaaaawwwwww
[00:59.219]man…
[00:59.492]TEN HUT HE BETTER
[01:01.317]TALK TO ME PROPERLY！
[01:01.698]OR WHAT？
[01:02.386]I'll cook this Stalker-a*s broccoli！
[01:03.942]SAY WHAT ？
[01:04.603]Escort him Off of this property！
[01:06.144]I bet they call him creeper
[01:07.089]For that mustache monstrosity
[01:08.594]On the track I blow
[01:09.767]Through every blind spot
[01:10.727]You flow like it's an
[01:12.112]Open mic at minecon
[01:13.008]My god why are you their icon what
[01:14.495]Are you like
[01:15.522]Supposed to be the player's
[01:16.580]Face when mom turns the lights on
[01:17.694]I'm manufactured to fight
[01:18.572]Charged and deadly yeah
[01:19.743]You're on the factory
[01:20.895]Line for farming XP
[01:22.076]Go I got a short fuse go
[01:23.379]And I'm pissed off
[01:24.419]What else
[01:25.696]I could blow up any minute like tiktok
[01:26.760]Stop the clock bob-omb
[01:27.868]Will knock a block
[01:28.993]Off this mob to profit
[01:29.887]Off the rocket stocks
[01:31.169]Better switch up your lane
[01:32.100]If you want my spot
[01:33.439]I could damage your name
[01:34.497]Letting notch just talk uh
[01:35.140]Creeper：
[01:35.733]Ask a chain chomp to help
[01:37.172]You with some real bars
[01:37.874]I became a real star
[01:38.827]I don't need to steal stars
[01:40.269]While you're hunting the same man
[01:41.377]You're stuck in a standstill
[01:42.670]'Cause your game plan is
[01:43.920]Hoping mario stands still
[01:45.191]You came to scrap with me
[01:46.358]And chap it's been a blast
[01:47.190]'Cause I've been blasting heat
[01:48.697]You blew the freaking match
[01:49.915]Tell your soldiers to
[01:50.991]Fold when they spot me
[01:51.910]I'll turn your friends to memories
[01:52.973]Shoutout to bobby
[01:53.847]Bob-omb：
[01:54.248]Villagers think you're villainous
[01:55.500]I think they're idiots
[01:56.419]Oooh I got shivers in my
[01:57.526]Boots from a flippin' pig
[01:58.761]Shut up you scaredy cat
[01:59.876]Hiding where it isn't lit
[02:01.063]If you saw another p***y
[02:02.634]You'd start throwin' hissy fits
[02:03.379]Little ***** your movie's
[02:04.082]******* egregious
[02:05.275]I only saw a scene and still
[02:06.494]Wish I'd never seen it
[02:07.874]I'm bettin' that the crown
[02:08.815]Will promote me for my efforts
[02:10.079]'Cause I just shot you down
[02:11.115]That'll be a new record
[02:12.483]What wait did-did you just wind me up
[02:15.040]Uh yeah
[02:15.904]I-I-but I explode
[02:17.058]I didn't mean anything by it no
[02:19.318]I have seven kids oh god
[02:20.736]They all look like me
[02:21.077]I gotta call somebody
[02:21.480]PLEEEEEAAAAAASE！
[02:21.808]Help help！
[02:22.115]（END）
[02:23.523]Bob-omb（By Freshy Kanal）
[02:24.015]Creeper （By Dan Bull）