Mr. Wolf vs Dog Man (feat. LongestSoloEver) - Eddiefrb/LongestSoloEver.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Edward Wray John Bulmer
[00:00.200] 作曲 : Edward Wray John Bulmer
[00:00.400]Animation versus anything!
[00:04.976]Mr.wolf!Versus!Dog man!
[00:09.235][Mr.wolf]Yes,yes,yes!
[00:10.742]Guess who's in the verse? Lupus steal like
[00:12.752]lupin the third.
[00:14.251]Peach fuzz,buzz out!Dude,hit the curb!
[00:16.254]You don't wanna chase me,pooch!
[00:17.766]Stick to squirrels.
[00:18.765]Hit the triple flip o rama with the fleece.
[00:20.529]And judging by your art,they defunded the police.
[00:22.788]Half human head over heels with puddles.
[00:24.577]Guess frou frou appeals to you, ya.
[00:26.088]True blue feeling of zuzufellia,
[00:28.185]You and I are alike,we've been to prison,
[00:30.690]But you didn't do time,for the crimes you committed.
[00:33.200]And when I said I gathered a team and got on a jump on police,
[00:35.457]and hit a lick on a chief.
[00:36.709]It's pretty different!
[00:38.711]The only thing you snatched,is Petey the cat's cradle,
[00:39.963]Did him just like his whiskers,took one of his side later?
[00:41.970]Hats off!Had to put on the news,half wit.
[00:44.259]Half dog,half man. 100%pig.
[00:46.516][Sarah Hatoff]We interrupt this blooper to bring you an exclusive.
[00:49.027]Breaking news!Sarah Hatoff Reporting to
[00:50.806]duty.
[00:51.810]The bad guys tried to take the track and
[00:54.136]failed.
[00:54.888]Now they are being hauled straight,
[00:55.657]To cat burglar jail!
[00:56.661]Wow! That sounds great!our hero is in a
[00:57.718]trooper!
[00:59.386]No matter what we need him to do, He'd be like SUPA!
[01:01.549]Now I think it's high time,
[01:03.366]for me to introduce.
[01:04.121]The half dog,half man,
[01:05.131]100%supa cop!
[01:06.129]Dog man!!!
[01:06.880][Dog man]Your gang is stuck in handcuffs,
[01:07.883]Make like the whole crowd,
[01:09.640]And put your hands up!
[01:10.904]Whether it's a guinea,
[01:12.409]Or the fuzz you screw with,
[01:13.161]When up against the piggies,
[01:14.195]You huffed, puffed and blew it,
[01:15.729]Tell me who's the half wit,
[01:16.983]With the crew straight laced.
[01:17.987]When you got double crossed,
[01:18.991]By a dude named snake,
[01:20.516]and when it comes to custody,
[01:21.519]You better pay your bail.
[01:22.775]I'll be hanging with lil Petey, You'll be left hanging in jail!
[01:24.531][Mr.Wolf]Easy there,paw patrol!
[01:25.818]don't do something drastic!
[01:28.078]Stick to acting as living spray for scholastic.
[01:29.586]No showed by Al,
[01:30.893]Can't go home to Alice,
[01:32.151]You hired yung gravy,
[01:33.405]Cuz you flow like molasses.
[01:35.226][Dog man]l gave the whole industry some
[01:35.728]cannary grow.
[01:36.478]You gave up your soul.
[01:37.761]For your film to stand on it's own!
[01:39.013]Cuz dreamworks needed Awkafina,
[01:40.015]Just to get the webs talking,
[01:41.768]I'd throw the book at you,
[01:42.522]If anybody had a copy,
[01:44.072][Mr.Wolf]Well if you wanna book me,
[01:45.081]I'm thinking this crook should,
[01:46.078]I should call you marmalade,
[01:47.380]Cuz you're making me look good!
[01:48.985]You got your wires crossed,
[01:49.736]and blew the fuse together,
[01:51.014]then doubled your stupidity,
[01:52.032]When you fused together!
[01:53.534]Somehow switched your body back up,
[01:54.286]but never your broken life!
[01:55.341]Now you're stuck wallowing in,
[01:56.377]Dog days and lonely knights!
[01:57.717]You're chasing your own tail,
[01:59.211]Let me throw your girl a bone,
[02:00.214]Your separation was warranted,
[02:01.474]Cuz nobody was home.
[02:02.228][Dog man]:l am top dog!And I'm felling the felon that's stepping up,
[02:04.307]Pretending he fell in line,
[02:06.064]The second he fell in love!
[02:07.070]I'm Diane to fetch bandits,
[02:08.122]Lying with fed branches,
[02:09.124]Bring in the crimson paw,
[02:10.377]I'd catch her red handed,
[02:11.377]You're all bark,perp,lazy,
[02:13.454]Forget Dog man,
[02:14.985]You're caught up on purse lady,
[02:16.243]Before this twerp breaks free,
[02:17.247]I'll muzzle him,making him stay quiet,and we'll forever both have the right to remain!