[00:00.00] 作曲 : Jerry Bock/Sheldon Harnick[00:00.00]"Oh, gosh, life is so complicated"[00:04.86]I love a cop[00:07.84]I love a cop[00:10.31]What a situation! Ain't it awful?[00:14.65]Life is really grim[00:18.48]I can only say that it's unlawful[00:22.21]How I feel towards him![00:26.04]I love a cop[00:30.08]I love a cop[00:32.88]If I introduce him as my steady[00:37.24]Down at where I work[00:41.07]I can hear the rumors spread already[00:44.75]"Dora's gone berserk"[00:48.68]Then there's Thea -- Oh, how gruesome[00:53.37]Can you see me introduce him?[00:56.55]"You remember her -- she detested you"[01:00.78]"You remember him -- he arrested you"[01:04.66]I'm so confused[01:08.38]I'm so confused[01:11.51]If I loved a dentist or a doctor[01:15.48]I'd be up on top[01:19.46]But I love a cop[01:28.11]I love a cop[01:32.78]I love a cop[01:35.79]Though it wasn't easy to accept him[01:40.28]Now I think he's sweet[01:44.15]You should hear him tell the way I swept him[01:47.94]Off his big flat feet[01:52.12]I love a cop[01:55.59]I love a cop[01:58.92]I can see his drawbacks clear as crystal[02:02.90]Still, I testify[02:06.99]Once you take away his club and pistol[02:10.57]Floyd won't hurt a fly[02:14.69]Floyd's ambitious and he's forceful[02:19.09]Energetic and resourceful[02:22.82]I can see how far this will carry him[02:26.48]If he'd get an honest job, I would marry him[02:31.56]That's how it is[02:35.48]He's mine; I'm his[02:38.35]Little did I know when Floyd first kissed me[02:42.70]And I whispered, "Stop"[02:46.53]You can't stop a cop