[00:00.000] 作词 : Half Man Half Biscuit[00:01.000] 作曲 : Neil Crossley/Nigel Blackwell[00:07.653] I woke up about eleven with hair like Brian May[00:14.121] I woke up about eleven (oooh) with hair like Brian May[00:21.793] I’m supposed to be the hardest man on the estate[00:28.289][00:28.578] I’m gonna go down to the river, the one that they call the Dee[00:36.243] I’m gonna go down to the river (oooh), that old snake they call the Dee[00:44.544] Lord you gotta let me drown so those ringlets they won’t see[00:51.367][00:51.645] Oh I need this situation about as much as I need[00:58.501] The Armoury Show’s entire back catalogue[01:05.627] ~solo~[01:29.367] I haven’t got a balaclava, and my good girl, she got no snood[01:42.250] I haven’t got a balaclava (oooh), and my good girl’s got no snood[01:49.859] I take the 20.40 boxcar, the one that goes to Bude[01:56.519] I take my rope down to the crossroads to bring my poor heart ease[02:04.365] ~solo~[02:09.976] I hang my rope down at the crossroads to bring my poor heart ease[02:17.236] Oh but the devil’s built a bypass, n’chopped down all of the trees[02:23.525][02:24.439] And hey I need a bypass about as much as I need[02:32.280] The Armoury Show’s entire back catalogue