[00:32.88]Hey hey, I got a monster in the closet[00:34.51]The door's open even though I've tried to lock it[00:36.94]His teeth are long, he's gonna eat me today[00:38.76]No matter what you say, I won't be OK, so there[00:42.07]Hey hey, won't you just turn out your pocket[00:44.63]And gimme something I can put up on the docket[00:47.26]A simple strategy for fighting it back,[00:49.32]It's not like talking to it nice is gonna put it on track[00:52.26]Just a stick or a broom that'll help me get it out of the room[00:57.07]I don't wanna meet my own doom tonight[00:58.91][01:02.47]So hey, just help me out[01:06.91]Lend me a shotgun please for just one bout[01:13.16]Hey hey, I got a monster in the closet[01:15.91]We used some tape and now we're hoping that'll block it[01:18.54]Must be a gate into another dimension,[01:20.85]And now I feel like a moderator in a detention, but now I'm[01:24.22]Hey hey, just a picture in a locket[01:26.41]Now that it's gone and torn my bones out of their sockets[01:28.97]A solemn memory for those who knew best[01:31.23]But for the monster in the closet, wasn't even a test[01:34.11]So why couldn't you loan me a little help of your own?[01:38.62]You couldn't even look in the room to be sure[01:44.43]So hey, just help me out[01:48.87]Lend me a shotgun please for just one bout[01:54.43]Hey, just help me out[01:59.32]Lend me an 8-gauge please, put it in my mouth[02:05.70]I called, I called your name out loud[02:08.20]You never came and it was just the bones they found[02:10.87]It didn't leave a single bit of meat,[02:13.62]Not enough for positive police ID[02:16.00]And now I'm gone, gone, gone, don't you regret[02:18.62]Never giving me the time you say you'd spend?[02:21.31]Sitting by my crackpot ass in bed