[00:00.000] 作词 : Tim Minchin[00:01.000] 作曲 : Tim Minchin[00:06.900]Jack and Jill went up the hill[00:09.980]To fetch a pail of water So they say[00:13.350]The subsequent fall was inevitable[00:16.650]They never stood a chance They were written that way[00:20.230]Innocent victims of their story[00:26.350]Like Romeo and Juliet[00:28.810]'Twas written in the stars Before they even met[00:32.690]That love and fate And a touch of stupidity[00:36.400]Would rob them of Their hope of living happily[00:39.690]The endings are often A little bit gory[00:44.270]I wonder why they didn't just Change their story?[00:49.020]We're told we have to do What we're told but surely[00:55.520]Sometimes you have to be A little bit naughty[01:01.810]Just because you find That life's not fair[01:04.980]It doesn't mean that you just have to Grin and bear it[01:08.400]If you always take it on the chin And wear it[01:12.060]Nothing will change[01:15.440]Even if you're little you can do a lot[01:18.310]You mustn't let a little thing Like "little" stop you[01:21.850]If you sit around And let them get on top[01:24.650]You might as well be saying[01:27.060]You think that it's okay[01:28.650]And that's not right[01:31.100]And if it's not right[01:34.690]You have to put it right[01:49.560]In the slip of a bolt There's a tiny revolt[01:53.350]The seed of a war In the creak of a floorboard[01:56.650]A storm can begin With the flap of a wing[01:59.980]The tiniest mitePacks the mightiest sting[02:02.940]Every day[02:04.230]Starts with the tick of the clock[02:06.190]All escapes start With the click of a lock[02:09.440]If you're stuck in your story And want to get out[02:13.400]You don't have to cryYou don't have to shout[02:16.690]'Cause if you're little You can do a lot[02:18.810]You mustn't let a little thing Like "little" stop you[02:22.770]If you sit around And let them get on top[02:25.730]You won't change a thing[02:29.190]Just because you find that Life's not fair[02:32.650]It doesn't mean that you just have to Grin and bear it[02:35.810]If you always take it on the chin And wear it[02:39.190]You might as well be saying You think that it's okay[02:42.650]And that's not right[02:45.480]And if it's not right[02:48.770]You have to put it right[02:53.440]But nobody else is going to Put it right for me[02:56.980]Nobody but me is gonna Change my story[03:00.020]Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty