[00:00.000] 作曲 : Louis Innis/Wynonie Harris[00:02.000]Order in the court! Order in the court![00:04.000]You banshees have been brought here for drinkin'[00:07.000]When do we start?!![00:10.500]There'll be no shennanigans in my courtroom.[00:19.000]The other night I took a ride with little old Lucy Brown,[00:23.100]We went to all the honky tonks, we really got around.[00:27.990]She's five foot two with eyes of blue and pretty as a queen,[00:33.000]I didn't know her pop was a city cop, and she was just fifteen![00:38.490]Good morning Judge, why do you look so mean?[00:43.000]Sorry Mr. Judge, what can the charges be?[00:49.800]If there's been trouble I will plead not guilty.[00:54.900]It must be someone else, you know it can't be me.[01:07.990]My wife and I were separated just the other day,[01:13.000]the last thing that she said to me was brother you will pay.[01:18.000]I better pay her every week, I better never fail,[01:22.000]I said before I give you a dime, I'll die right here in jail![01:27.100]Good morning Judge, why do you look so mean?[01:33.490]Sorry Mr. Judge, what can the charges be?[01:38.910]If there's been trouble I will plead not guilty.[01:43.000]It must be someone else, you know it can't be me.[01:53.000]Burn that courthouse down! yes![01:55.000]yeah![02:25.000]I filed my income tax return, I thought I'd save some dough.[02:29.900]I cheated just a little bit, I knew they'd never know.[02:33.490]I got some money back this year, like I always do,[02:39.000]you'll have to catch me before I pay, Infernal Revenue![02:44.000]Good morning judge, why do you look so mean?[02:48.990]Sorry Mr. Judge, what can the charges be?[02:55.000]If there's been trouble I will plead not guilty.[02:59.800]It must be someone else, you know it can't be me.[03:15.000]Im going to make an example out of you banshees that this courtroom will never forget,[03:18.000]two hundred and eleven years for you![03:22.000]Ouch![03:22.990]Contempt of court? Another thirty six years, seven hundred and fifteen years for you![03:27.490]OOOwww![03:28.000]Case closed