Queen of Hearts vs. Wicked Witch (Princess Rap Battle) - Whitney Avalon.mp3

[00:00.000] 作曲 : Whitney Avalon
[00:05.549]The Queen of Hearts
[00:08.635]versus
[00:10.289]The Wicked Witch of the West
[00:12.938]Let the rap battle begin
[00:15.337]Begone,Adele Dazeem
[00:16.578]I'm a head-taking machine
[00:18.261]Chop so many necks
[00:19.267]Call me the Guillotine Queen
[00:20.584]I'll make you walk the green mile
[00:21.896]And roast ya,Salem-style
[00:23.224]Here's the lesson
[00:23.859]Court's in session
[00:24.552]And I do love a trial
[00:25.876]Get this straight
[00:27.091]The heart wants what it wants
[00:28.655]I'm not a dunce, and unlike you
[00:29.891]I do my own stunts
[00:31.046]You might be OK at croquet
[00:32.418]But you will fall just the same
[00:33.623]'Cause I'm a master with a mallet
[00:34.989]And I've never lose a game
[00:36.512]You are too concerned with shoes
[00:37.564]To stop a homesick chick
[00:38.875]This toothpick on a broomstick
[00:40.193]Can't handle the thicc
[00:41.854]All ways are my ways
[00:43.034]So I make the laws
[00:44.182]With a verdict and my boot
[00:45.310]I'll kick your narrow ass to Oz
[00:49.294]I'm the witch-of-the witch-of-the witch-of-the witch-of-the West,ha!
[00:52.163]You wish you could be like me
[00:53.133]but bish I'm the best,ha!
[00:54.524]'cause I'm the meanest,the keenest
[00:55.983]gonna upset the queenest
[00:57.205]Brighter than the Emerald City
[00:58.347]because I'm certainly the greenest
[00:59.942]They tried to keep me down
[01:01.072]but instead I have arisen
[01:02.637]I overthrew the land
[01:03.536]and transformed Oz into a prison
[01:05.192]The wizard was a con man
[01:06.496]so weaklings gave him loyalty
[01:07.805]But I can fly so I defy
[01:09.006]Both gravity and royalty
[01:10.441]A woman with real power
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[01:12.960]Now,Oz and Broadway recognize
[01:14.224]the one who's truly wicked
[01:15.667]You've got your own
[01:16.228]itty bitty pity committee
[01:18.102]You can run, you can hide
[01:19.351]but I'll get you,my pretty
[01:23.338]Yeah, I got a little mister
[01:24.616]But what happened to her sister
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[01:27.275]in the midst of a twister
[01:28.523]I'm a slayer and a player
[01:29.690]Momma heart gets paid
[01:31.057]Wearing diamonds in the club
[01:32.328]while your monkeys get spayed
[01:33.888]This punk-ass needs a punchin
[01:35.118]You are more sloppy than a luncheon
[01:36.300]With a bunch of f***ing Munchkins
[01:37.545]who are too damn drunk to function
[01:38.977]We are the original dreamland
[01:40.240]You imposters can suck it
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[01:44.340]'Cause wonderland ain't nuthin' to **** with
[01:49.602]This battle was a slaughter
[01:50.712]Elphie's melting 'cause I'm hotter
[01:52.171]This hag is # thirsty
[01:53.271]Here,have a cup of water
[01:54.676]In a second, they'll be singing
[01:55.777]''Ding dong''The witch is dead
[01:57.243]By order of the queen
[01:58.662]OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!!!
[02:02.535]This brat's got a temper
[02:03.680]now she's folding under pressure
[02:05.050]'Cause she's screaming bloody murder
[02:06.283]while I'm smiling like a Cheshire
[02:07.795]You're losing the beat
[02:08.878]You might need a pacemaker
[02:10.154]Don't you mess around with me
[02:11.329]'Cause I'm a heartbreaker
[02:12.808]I've got the powers and the flowers
[02:14.178]to K.O your whole team
[02:15.252]I got them pop-pop-poppies
[02:16.697]Night-night,have a nice dream
[02:18.248]You think this is a game?
[02:19.334]Tell these cards I ain't playing
[02:20.466]Cut the deck like it's a check
[02:21.982]and wreck this trumped-up queen I'm slaying
[02:23.230]You wouldn't like me when I'm angry
[02:24.481]I'll make a mother f***ing scene
[02:25.884]Like the Hulk without the bulk
[02:27.628]It ain't easy being green
[02:28.486]Like the roses that you keep
[02:29.779]What you sow is what you reap
[02:31.004]I'm the doom on a broom
[02:32.275]and this has been a clean sweep