Tune Into The Madness - The Stupendium/Dan Bull.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Dan Bull/Gregory James Holgate
[00:00.098] 作曲 : Dan Bull/Gregory James Holgate
[00:00.196](!WARNING FOR THE VIDEO!)
[00:00.666](a horrorable song by tne Stupendium & Dan Bull)
[00:01.293]Good evening
[00:02.260]Do you know any good monsters?
[00:03.513]Did you ever swerve your car in today's top speed of 35 miles an hour into an automobile?
[00:07.615]Do you ever do the dishes for your wife? I should say "Not"
[00:11.220]Mrs Carter donesn't really mind
[00:12.813]Washing her teflon-coated pans
[00:14.250]New
[00:15.138]Vital
[00:15.765]And fashionable!
[00:16.548]Fond of children?
[00:17.254]"Well its only natural"
[00:18.377]Yes.You can't get away from it
[00:20.127]There are branches everywhere
[00:21.068]And it's safe?
[00:22.243]Yes.Sir!
[00:23.027]Dan Bull:
[00:23.184]Deep down down
[00:23.680]Between the trees
[00:24.751]Nestled in the leaves
[00:25.822]Gleams a TV screen
[00:27.050]Near a small lad
[00:28.460]Sitting in the tall grass
[00:29.793]the Stupendium:
[00:29.923]It's an odd transmission
[00:30.864]To be broadcast
[00:31.935]Dan Bull:
[00:32.039]Listen as we talk dark thoughts
[00:33.215]And soar past the watershed line
[00:35.043]Before your bedtime
[00:36.349]You'll panic like a rabbit
[00:37.342]That is caught in headlights
[00:38.544]the Stupendium:
[00:38.753]Reckon we're manic?
[00:39.562]Dan Bull:
[00:39.824]Of course
[00:40.398]You're DEAD RIGHT
[00:41.208]You better exercise
[00:41.913]More caution next time
[00:43.324]Or you'll end up
[00:43.820]In tomorrow morning's headlines
[00:45.571]Obituary nothing more than
[00:46.459]the Stupendium:
[00:46.668]"Born and then Died"
[00:47.660]Dan Bull:
[00:47.869]And not a single family member
[00:49.045]Or a friend cried
[00:50.220]ALL:
[00:50.534]Tune into the madness
[00:52.754]Tune into the madness once more
[00:55.027]Tune into the madness
[00:57.378]Tune into the madness,ENCORE!
[00:59.389]TV:
[00:59.572]This remarkable offer
[01:00.513]The first and only one of its kind
[01:01.975]Delicious
[01:02.707]Nutritious
[01:03.412]Breakfast cereals
[01:04.457]SHOT FROM GUNS!
[01:05.424]YES.SIR!
[01:06.468]You could buy eight additional teaspoons!
[01:07.879]the Stupendium:
[01:08.114]Oh look who's come for tea!
[01:10.831]Are you sitting comfortably?
[01:12.895]Dan Bull:
[01:13.182]All of the children
[01:14.279]Better sit still then
[01:15.507]'Cause when little kiddies fidget
[01:16.865]THEN I KILL THEM!
[01:17.780]the Stupendium:
[01:17.884]Class is now in session
[01:18.981]Time you learned your lesson
[01:20.157]Stare into the glare
[01:20.993]Until your mind is effervescent
[01:22.273]Bubbling the troubling
[01:23.422]You'll find it less depressing
[01:24.597]Open up your eyes
[01:25.642]You'll be surprised what you might let in
[01:26.792]Dan Bull:
[01:26.922]The violent and the tragic
[01:28.020]Hiding in the static
[01:29.273]the Stupendium:
[01:29.430]This silent,enigmatic child
[01:30.580]Had better pack it in!
[01:31.886]Dan Bull:
[01:32.068]And leave the schedule to the grown-ups
[01:33.949]the Stupendium:
[01:34.132]Revel in the pestilence
[01:34.968]Auntie beeb throws up
[01:36.117]TV:
[01:36.300]As a result of long continuing research
[01:38.286]In commercial explosives
[01:39.827]Pepsodent's new,improved formula
[01:41.734]Cleans teeth whiter than ever
[01:43.536]"It certainly does"
[01:45.077]ALL:
[01:45.417]Tune into the madness
[01:46.984]Pictures hand-picked to be sickening.Queasy
[01:50.197]Tune into the madness
[01:51.739]Transfixed and bewitched by the flickering TV
[01:54.377]Dan Bull:
[01:54.638]Hold up
[01:55.344]Don't touch that dial
[01:56.806]Look at our isle of muck and bile
[01:59.131]With a saviour clad in a paper bag
[02:01.143]That must be one ugly child
[02:03.677]the Stupendium:
[02:03.860]Gaze into the space
[02:04.748]Between the pixels on the screen
[02:05.819]There you'll see a place
[02:06.942]Between the signal and the screams
[02:08.170]Dan Bull:
[02:08.300]Feel the oscillation
[02:09.293]Of the crystal in your dreams
[02:10.312]All:
[02:10.547]Just switch off your brain
[02:11.487]And let it sizzle in the beams
[02:12.611]the Stupendium:
[02:12.846]These scenes some viewers
[02:13.812]May find disturbing
[02:15.014]Dan Bull:
[02:15.223]Violent and unnerving
[02:16.059]the Stupendium:
[02:16.372]Frighteningly alluring
[02:17.417]Dan Bull:
[02:17.600]Slightly stomach-churning
[02:18.540]the Stupendium:
[02:18.723]Why would you be turning over?!
[02:20.630]Oh.So many programmes!
[02:21.571]For discerning viewers
[02:22.694]Who are just like you
[02:23.634]Dan Bull:
[02:24.366]Eyes locked to the box
[02:24.601]For the schlock like glue
[02:26.246]Shambling in their droves
[02:27.344]Scrambling their lobes
[02:28.415]the Stupendium:
[02:28.545]Get mangled in the strobe
[02:29.590]Till you're cross-eyed too
[02:31.001]TV:
[02:31.262]Here's a message to millions of people
[02:33.561]Who are continually pale and washed-out
[02:35.807]Weak and run-down
[02:37.061]"All I do is bring you pounds and pounds of baby food"
[02:40.405]Good,lean butcher's steak
[02:41.946]Very satisfying cake
[02:42.677]Impress this fact upon mother
[02:43.905]Boys and girls have overactive oil glands
[02:46.570]"Don't say it like that
[02:48.189]You'll make her sound ungainly"
[02:49.809]ALL:
[02:49.966]Tune into the madness
[02:52.055]Tubes swimming with miasmic blackness
[02:54.433]Tune into the madness
[02:56.340]Sit glued to your viewing apparatus
[02:58.847]Dan Bull:
[02:59.030]IZZY！
[02:59.500]the Stupendium:
[02:59.631]WIZZY!
[03:00.153]All:
[03:00.284]Let's get BUSY!!
[03:01.277]Dan Bull:
[03:01.460]Such a pity diddy kiddies threw a tizzy
[03:03.471]the Stupendium:
[03:03.602]Don't be silly
[03:04.437]What's the trouble,little Timmy?
[03:05.770]Itty bitty nippers
[03:06.736]Should be giddy for the TV!
[03:08.068]Dan Bull:
[03:08.251]Strange lights are disguised
[03:09.610]In the bright glare
[03:10.550]Daytime television's
[03:11.700]Hellish in the right mindset
[03:12.718]Too much time staring
[03:14.129]Will make your eyes square
[03:14.991]the Stupendium:
[03:15.487]Any more,you'll end up like that child there
[03:17.185]Dan Bull:
[03:17.368]Can't toggle off the gogglebox
[03:18.256]the Stupendium:
[03:18.413]So pop another bottle top
[03:19.536]Dan Bull:
[03:19.693]Top up your cup and sup the propaganda
[03:21.130]the Stupendium:
[03:21.286]Prost!
[03:21.757]Mazel Tov!
[03:22.096]Dan Bull:
[03:22.227]They say it's challenging to break a daily habit
[03:23.873]Pacified into paralysis
[03:25.126]A state of telly addicts
[03:26.406]the Stupendium:
[03:26.537]Maybe one day the cathode rays'll be chromatic
[03:28.731]Bringing colour to the pallor
[03:29.698]Of the faces in the static
[03:30.978]Dan Bull:
[03:31.161]Taking off the mask
[03:32.049]My behaviour is erraic
[03:33.224]the Stupendium:
[03:33.407]Claiming to be sane
[03:34.322]But I'm just asymptomatic
[03:35.523]Wait,did you hear that?
[03:36.646]Dan Bull:
[03:36.829]Someone's pacing in the attic
[03:37.900]All:
[03:38.031]What in the blazes could be making such a racket?
[03:40.225]Dan Bull:
[03:40.486]OOOH,I say
[03:41.322]You gave me a fright there
[03:42.785]I think I'm having another little nightmare
[03:45.006]ALL:
[03:45.241]Tune into the madness
[03:47.122]Urchins channel surfing and subservient to the sadness
[03:49.551]Zoom in with the cameras
[03:51.850]Squirming as the sermon's stirred into your hippocampus
[03:54.148]TV:
[03:54.331]CREAM
[03:54.802]Not a soap
[03:55.716]Not a liquid
[03:56.526]But a dainty cream
[03:57.858]It covers everything easily and beautifully
[04:00.287]And what an eyeful ther're going to get
[04:03.004]Dan Bull:
[04:03.265]FEAST YOUR EYES
[04:04.284]Till you're anaesthetised
[04:05.329]the Stupendium:
[04:05.538]Lead a peaceful life
[04:06.452]For the cheapest price
[04:07.654]No need to seek advice
[04:08.829]Dan Bull:
[04:09.012]Or plea to Jesus Christ
[04:09.953]In the deep of night
[04:11.128]YOU'LL REALLY SEE THE LIGHT
[04:12.225]No one observes just how ominous
[04:13.557]The world is when monotonous
[04:14.655]the Stupendium:
[04:14.785]Channelling the brightest minds
[04:15.804]Until they turn witless and punderous
[04:16.927]Dan Bull:
[04:17.110]Their aleryness is interred
[04:18.077]In this infernalest sarcophagus
[04:19.226]the Stupendium:
[04:19.409]The absurd and the preposterous
[04:20.428]Burned in by the phosphorus
[04:21.577]Uncertain what lurks
[04:22.674]Under the surface of your consciousness?
[04:23.902]Observe it and you'll learn
[04:24.868]That it's PERTURBING
[04:25.495]SICK and MONSTROUS
[04:26.305]Keep surfing through diversions
[04:27.350]UMA Thurman's new detergint
[04:28.630]Normal service will return
[04:29.492]After a word from our sponsors
[04:30.746]TV:
[04:30.981]Ladies.What's your problem?
[04:32.914]"Gracious!I've nothing for the Johnsons yet!"
[04:35.082]Keep clam folks
[04:36.284]Buy the gifts that will look more expensive than they are!
[04:39.053]200 different formulations of dynamite
[04:41.691]So powerful that it'll kill a rat
[04:44.121]Press this secret button right here
[04:45.740]And an authentic western pistol pops out and fires!
[04:48.744]ALL:
[04:48.953]Tune into the madness(yEs!)
[04:51.278]A bountiful lineup of schooling and comedy(WoOO!)
[04:53.995]Huge wins at the baftas
[04:56.033]Bound to be prizes when you're every nominee
[04:58.540]tunE inTo THe mAdnesS(GaA!)
[05:00.787]TuNE IntO tHe MadneSs onCe mORe
[05:03.242]tUnE iNto ThE mADNEsS(eAAa!)
[05:05.620]TUNE INTO THE MADNESS,ENCORE!
[05:07.579]TV:
[05:07.762]No guest is ever really happy
[05:09.799]Without the right kind of tea
[05:12.385]Well don't keep staring at it(HaHaHa..)
[05:14.109]Taste it!
[05:14.736]Getting high on life could be habit forming
[05:16.878]You just can't grow up fast enough can you?
[05:19.543]
[05:20.797](ThE eND)