What Do We Do? We Fly! - Julienne Marie/Madeleine Sherwood.mp3

[00:01.502]Ms. Mcllhenny (Mr. Mcllhenny):
[00:03.631]Lloyd tells me (Yes!)
[00:05.656]"Never go by plane" (Mhm)
[00:07.676]I tell Lloyd (She does!)
[00:09.388]"Flying is insane" (True!)
[00:11.440]We agree, we would rather die
[00:15.141]We see a brochure, and sign for a tour
[00:17.099]And what do we do? We fly!
[00:19.878]Ms. Mcllhenny, spoken: Y'know I think it takes longer to get to the airport than it does to get to Europe!
[00:24.702]It starts the minute you check in
[00:26.812]Departure time is at noon
[00:28.724]A cup of tea and a Schneken
[00:30.654]And quick! It's leaving soon!
[00:32.112]1 o'clock and you're at the gate
[00:33.929]2 o'clock and the flight's still late
[00:35.921]When you finally leave, it's eight,
[00:37.963]And what do we do? We fly!
[00:39.766](We fly!)
[00:40.348]What do we do? We fly!
[00:42.784]Flight Attendant: Have another martini?
[00:44.151]Ms. Mcllhenny: Why of course, Marcel!
[00:45.503]Mr. Mcllhenny: Everytime, honey!
[00:46.656]Ms. Mcllhenny (Leona): I hate planes! (I agree)
[00:48.290]Sitting three abreast (You're like me!)
[00:50.230]I hate planes (I do too)
[00:52.114]Never get a rest (What about you?)
[00:54.032]I hate planes
[00:54.966]Mr. Mcllhenny: I hate every single one
[00:57.650]The crossing was rough
[00:58.600]Which wasn't enough
[00:59.652]The fun hadn't yet begun
[01:01.979]Ms. Mcllhenny, spoken: On our plane, we ran into an electrical storm and there was this lady with a hearing aid!
[01:07.197]Mr. Mcllhenny: The seat was throwing my back out
[01:09.104]But there I was with a book
[01:11.025]When suddenly there's a blackout
[01:12.946]And everywhere I look
[01:14.386]Is a close-up of Doris Day
[01:16.207]Ninety minutes of Doris Day
[01:18.178]There was nothing to do but pray
[01:20.387]And how do we go? We fly!
[01:22.384]Why?
[01:22.866]How do we go? We fly!
[01:24.616]Ms. Mcllhenny, spoken: My mother won't even get off the ground!
[01:26.685]Mr. Mcllhenny, spoken: You should see her!
[01:27.914]Mr. Mcllhenny, Ms. Mcllhenny (Leona):
[01:28.727]I hate planes (I agree)
[01:30.486]Most of all the sound (You're like me)
[01:32.492]I hate planes (Have a drink)
[01:34.388]Even on the ground (What do you think?)
[01:36.340]Can't stand planes
[01:37.249]Jennifer Yaeger: I hate even more than those
[01:39.972]The kids in the aisle
[01:40.787]Surrounding you while
[01:41.849]Their parents pretend to doze
[01:44.400](Spoken) I don't think the airlines allow babies unless they promise to cry
[01:49.378]The kid I noticed the first was the one who stood on my feet
[01:53.380]The kid I hated the worst was the one who kicked my seat
[01:56.706]There was one on the right who bit
[01:58.621]There was one on the left who spit
[02:00.557]There was one in the back I hit
[02:02.731]But what did we do? We flew!
[02:04.691]Ooh!
[02:05.153]What did we do? We flew!
[02:06.940]Mr. Mcllhenny, spoken: Oh no no no I really couldn't have another one
[02:08.736]Ms. Mcllhenny, spoken: It's only water!
[02:10.222]Mr. Mcllhenny, spoken: Okay!
[02:10.958]Mr, Ms. Mcllhenny, Jennifer (Leona):
[02:11.156]I hate planes (I agree)
[02:12.907]Never had a doubt (You're like me)
[02:14.824]I hate planes (I'm that way)
[02:16.785]Always feel a drought (What do you say?)
[02:18.700]Can't stand planes
[02:19.596]Eddie Yaeger: I hate most of all the chow
[02:22.335]To know what is what is difficult but
[02:24.287]I think I've discovered how!
[02:27.675]Eddie Yaeger, spoken: You're just about to fall asleep!
[02:29.223]Jennifer Yaeger, spoken: Uh huh
[02:29.824]Eddie Yaeger, spoken: When they shove a tray at you
[02:31.258]Jennifer Yaeger, spoken: That's true
[02:32.015]Eddie Yaeger: The shiny stuff is tomatoes
[02:33.865]The salad lies in a group
[02:35.806]The curly stuff is potatoes
[02:37.722]The stuff that moves is soup
[02:39.217]Anything that is white is sweet
[02:41.112]Anything that is brown is meat
[02:42.984]Anything that is grey don't eat
[02:45.146]But what do we do? We fly!
[02:47.194]Why?
[02:47.625]What do we do? We fly!
[02:49.584](*All of them talk at the same time*)
[02:55.850]All: You're zooming up like a comet
[02:58.051]Your ears are starting to ring
[02:59.838]Your neighbor's starting to vomit
[03:01.770]There's ice along the wing
[03:03.162]As you wait for your palms to dry
[03:04.983]You can see your whole life pass by
[03:06.967]And they tell you it's fun to fly
[03:09.118]Your chance of survival's so remote
[03:11.252]You're far better off to cut your throat
[03:13.194]But who has the time to take a boat
[03:15.322]What do we do? We fly!