[00:02.92]Oh Lydia, oh Lydia, say, have you met Lydia?[00:05.77]Lydia The Tattooed Lady[00:09.11]She has eyes that men adore so[00:12.41]and a torso even more so[00:15.78]Lydia, oh Lydia, that encyclopedia[00:19.05]Oh Lydia The Queen of them all[00:22.04]On her back is The Battle of Waterloo[00:25.87]Beside it the Wreck of the Hesperus too[00:28.95]And proudly above waves the red, white, and blue[00:32.20]You can learn a lot from Lydia![00:35.33]La-la-la, la-la-la[00:38.18]La-la-la, la-la-la[00:41.73]She can give you a view of the world in tattoo[00:45.26]if you step up and tell her where[00:48.45]For a dime you can see Kankakee or Paree[00:52.02]or Washington crossing The Delaware.[00:55.42]La-la-la, la-la-la[00:58.17]La-la-la, la-la-la[01:01.44]Oh Lydia, oh Lydia, say, have you met Lydia?[01:05.15]Lydia The Tattooed Lady[01:08.43]When her muscles start relaxin'[01:11.84]up the hill comes Andrew Jackson[01:15.24]Lydia, oh Lydia, that encyclopedia[01:18.28]Oh Lydia the champ of them all[01:21.20]For two bits she will do a mazurka in jazz[01:25.61]with a view of Niagara that nobody has[01:30.07]And on a clear day you can see Alcatraz[01:33.48]You can learn a lot from Lydia![01:36.81]La-la-la, la-la-la[01:39.70]La-la-la, la-la-la[01:42.98]Come along and see Buffalo Bill with his lasso[01:46.03]Just a little classic by Mendel Picasso[01:49.65]Here is Captain Spaulding exploring the Amazon[01:52.93]Here's Godiva, but with her pajamas on[01:56.36]La-la-la, la-la-la[01:59.35]La-la-la, la-la-la[02:02.58]Oh Lydia, oh Lydia, oh, have you met Lydia?[02:06.23]Lydia The Tattooed Lady[02:09.48]When she stands the world grows littler[02:12.94]When she sits, she sits on ******[02:16.23]Lydia, oh Lydia, that encyclopedia[02:19.42]Oh Lydia The Queen of them all[02:22.55]She once swept an Admiral clear off his feet[02:26.06]The ships on her hips made his heart skip a beat[02:29.41]And now the old boy's in command of the fleet[02:32.45]for he went and married Lydia![02:35.99]I said Lydia[02:37.47](He said Lydia)[02:38.82]I said Lydia[02:40.38]We said Lydia, la, la!