Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton - Epic Rap Battles of History.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : EpicLLOYD/Nice Peter/Kimmy Gatewood/Zach Sherwin/Peter Shukoff/Lloyd Ahlquist/Dante Cimadamore/Mike Betette/Mat4Yo/Wax
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Kimmy Gatewood/Zach Sherwin/Peter Shukoff/Lloyd Ahlquist/Dante Cimadamore/Mike Betette/Mat4Yo/Wax
[00:03.662]Epic rap battles of history
[00:08.175]Donald Trump
[00:10.854]VS
[00:12.710]Hillary Clinton
[00:15.650]Begin
[00:15.914]I've been in this game too long
[00:17.242]I'm a public servant
[00:18.041]Have been since I met MLK in person
[00:19.903]I'm a woman of the people,that's for certain
[00:21.754]You're a man of the people who don't like turbans
[00:24.147]I was living in the West Wing
[00:25.472]While you were professional wrestling
[00:27.331]You got skin like Russian dressing
[00:29.198]From too much Russian investing
[00:31.331]You been going bankrupt since the 90's
[00:33.191]If I was in Iran you couldn't find me
[00:35.313]You don't care about your job Trump
[00:36.400]You just think the desk is shiny
[00:38.262]I said that I respect your children
[00:40.144]But that wasn't quite right yo
[00:42.287]Looking like some extras from American Psycho
[00:46.036]First name is Hillary,middle name Rodham
[00:47.900]Last name is Clinton and lyrics I got 'em
[00:49.749]You fire celebrities on The Apprentice
[00:51.364]Mother ****a I fire Bin Laden
[00:54.034]How do I say this?
[00:56.172]You're racist
[00:56.710]Ooh,you must get so pissed
[00:58.579]Beacuse you hands are too small to stop and frisk
[01:00.697]So you use your fingers to touch chicks
[01:02.552]She's only 12 years old
[01:03.351]That's enough,shit
[01:04.409]But she's married sir
[01:05.220]Just gotta get pushy
[01:06.268]That's your daughter
[01:07.326]Well,grap her by the pussy
[01:08.665]That's assault brotha
[01:09.719]Don't tell me the victim's at fault,sucka
[01:11.857]You don't know shit about steaks,yucka
[01:13.453]But the ones on the 8th are great
[01:15.045]Mutha ****a
[01:15.322]Better save the date,I'm gonna rock the vote
[01:17.188]Bad bitch on the scene like Murder She Wrote
[01:19.044]So go ahead Donald let me see you flow
[01:20.906]I brought Michelle's speech
[01:21.965]Borrow some quotes
[01:22.758]
[01:23.283]Let me just say,I respect all females
[01:27.008]But your rhymes are trash
[01:28.598]Put'em next to your emails
[01:30.464]Our country's in crisis
[01:32.057]Who wants to vote for the mother of ISIS
[01:33.928]That might not be exactly true
[01:35.767]But I don't do politeness
[01:37.626]You wanna talk about misogyny
[01:39.240]Your Biill's worse than Cosby
[01:41.103]He left a mess on that dress
[01:42.954]Like you left in benghazi
[01:44.811]You wanna break the glass ceiling Hillary I sense it
[01:48.565]But the only crack you'll find is my ass pressed against it
[01:52.266]The numbers are in and I'm right on your tail
[01:54.395]You don't have the stamina baby you're frail
[01:55.997]This will be just like '08 when you fail
[01:58.109]But Trump will appoint you to jail
[02:00.245]How do I say this?
[02:02.367]You're a 2
[02:03.420]And you almost lost the primary
[02:05.829]To a socialist Jew
[02:07.440]What do the American people gotta nyankee doodle do
[02:10.622]To get it through your fat face
[02:12.470]That they're just not that into you
[02:14.327]They want a strong male leader
[02:16.203]Who stand up to China
[02:18.060]Not a crooked little wishy washy bleeding heart vagina
[02:21.522]I'm gonna run these streets like I run my casinos
[02:25.775]More police
[02:27.376]And less Latinos
[02:28.963]While you bury us in debt buying poor people socks
[02:32.965]I'll create jobs
[02:34.829]Tearing down morques
[02:36.407]Then I'll use all the best rocks from the site to build a wall
[02:40.134]Dip it in gold and make Mexico
[02:42.516]Pay for it all
[02:43.847]I'll make this country great again
[02:45.977]We'll all be living large
[02:47.331]I'll tell Congress you're fired and put Charles in charge
[02:51.316]Cause this whole system's rigged and we all know the riggers
[02:55.019]For the last 8 years this country's been run by
[02:57.948]
[02:58.745]Are you ****ing kidding me with this blah blah blah
[03:02.196]I've half a mind to feed you both to my oversized
[03:05.664]I've heard more thoughtful discussion up in TMZ
[03:09.650]You two got brother blocking brother on their Facebook feed
[03:13.368]I'm so sick and tired of this ridiculous shit
[03:16.823]If this is the best my party gets then my party should quit
[03:20.551]I'm sorry
[03:21.889]Did I say something that you found funny?
[03:24.285]Wipe that creepy ass smile off you face and beat this dummy!
[03:28.272]And if she does win the White House
[03:30.141]Be a man and hold the door
[03:31.728]Don't get your fans stirred up in some sorta Twitter Civil War
[03:35.445]Here's a equal opportunity smack down in the sequel
[03:39.192]That's of the people
[03:40.245]By the people
[03:41.300]For the people
[03:42.364]EAGLE!!!
[03:43.958]Who won?
[03:45.810]Who's next?
[03:47.418]You decide!
[03:58.594]Epic rap battles of history