Why Am I So Single? - Jo Foster/Leesa Tulley.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Toby Marlow/Lucy Moss
[00:00.023] 作曲 : Toby Marlow/Lucy Moss
[00:00.046]So. Tell me.
[00:01.959]How does one end up on a date
[00:03.934]with their ex's colleague?
[00:05.632]Okay so, I matched with this guy on hinge…
[00:07.893]Ooh - sorry one second -
[00:09.725]didn't we decide to underscore this?
[00:11.286]Omg you're so right, yeah, sorry…
[00:13.724]Okay so I matched with this guy on hinge,
[00:15.800]we start chatting, and suddenly I'm like,
[00:17.278]oh shit, I recognise that company name,
[00:19.616]that is where the ex works
[00:21.154]And this is THE ex?
[00:22.261]Yeah, THEE ex. So I'm like, “ooh
[00:23.598](Ooooooooooh-)
[00:24.531]Ooh actually I think we gonna save that for verse 2?
[00:26.201]Keep 'em hungry, you know? Would you mind, babe…?
[00:27.953]So I'm like "oh, do I really wanna go for a drink with someone
[00:30.737]who shares a desk with 'the one that got away'"..?
[00:33.283]And I'm like.. Yes of course.
[00:34.609]Yeah like obviously
[00:35.444]Yeah cos like - what could possibly go wrong…?
[00:37.910]Well?
[00:38.818]
[00:39.254]So it's like any other date
[00:40.642]So you're charming and you're great?
[00:41.919]Yes, I've hidden all my flaws, but strap in
[00:44.434]Because it's going well
[00:45.784]I'm thinking "what the hell!"
[00:47.219]I'll ask about my ex,
[00:48.451]what's the worst thing that could happen?”
[00:50.144]No, don't tell me, aaah!
[00:51.086]Yes! He's moving out to Paris
[00:52.678]With a GIRLFRIEND
[00:53.482]What?!
[00:54.037]Which shocked me
[00:54.886]So naturally I cried
[00:56.265]My date was terrified
[00:57.590]And said "hey let's be friends!"
[00:59.195]but now I'm pretty sure he's blocked me
[01:00.570]What sucks tho
[01:03.758]Is I know
[01:05.517]The ex is out there practising "français"
[01:11.616]Meanwhile I'm sat
[01:14.197]Here in your flat
[01:16.180]Back here with you listening to me say
[01:20.049]Why am I so single?
[01:23.987]Why am I so alone?
[01:25.473]I'm so ready to mingle
[01:29.568]I don't get it!
[01:30.510]Why am I so single?
[01:34.342]My bed's more barren than the backyard of Kris Kringle!
[01:38.786]HAHAHA, I don't get it
[01:40.973]Just forget it
[01:42.595]And I think I'm a decent catch
[01:45.173]But every time I find a match
[01:48.607]No matter what I do
[01:51.683]I end up sitting here sinking
[01:53.868]My troubles in a drink
[01:54.926]In your flat still thinking
[01:56.548]Why am I so single?
[01:58.514]
[01:58.847]Okay let's stop this moping and go out on the town
[02:01.599]No I'm too sad and alone
[02:03.112]Come on we'll paint it red BABY,
[02:05.084]redder than your puffy eyes
[02:06.699]Great thanks for that
[02:07.339]Ooooooh...
[02:07.905](Ooooohhh)
[02:08.532]...I know - right on cue -
[02:10.496]let's go away together again!!!
[02:12.850]On another writing retreat!!!
[02:14.209]Bash out that musical we've gotta do!
[02:15.418]Aww I'd love to,
[02:16.235]but I've actually got a very busy schedule of weeping to keep up with,
[02:18.840]so unfortunately I'm not gonna make it
[02:20.177]Omg come on shut up it'll be so fun,
[02:20.562]remember last time
[02:22.624]
[02:22.942]We got that little countryside Airbnb I'd
[02:26.618]Make you breakfast at the aga
[02:28.164]Oh yeah
[02:28.725]And on the night the rain poured
[02:30.185]I sat with you and endured
[02:31.545]All five feature films in the Twilight Saga
[02:34.514]Jacob showed his torso
[02:35.713]More and more and more
[02:36.765]So I quietly opened Grindr
[02:39.364]But the app was an abyss
[02:40.649]So while you stayed to watch them kiss
[02:41.972]I went to bed and had my own happy ending, kinda..
[02:46.477]...Wait what?
[02:48.133]Actually, wow
[02:50.726]Hearing that now
[02:52.675]Makes it sound like I'm some rejectee
[02:55.840]But no, that’s me!
[02:56.970]Yeah cos
[02:58.553]For that to be true
[03:01.153]I would need to
[03:03.137]Have had an actual boyfriend to dump me HAHAHA
[03:07.103]Why am I so single?
[03:09.037](Why w-w-why?)
[03:10.972]Why am I so alone?
[03:12.355]I'm so ready to mingle!
[03:14.565](They're so ready)
[03:16.503]I don't get it!
[03:17.435]Why am I so single?
[03:19.441](Why w-w-why?)
[03:21.355]They say 'go get him tiger' but I'm no bengal
[03:25.273]Raaawwrrr, like the jungle cat
[03:26.939]Thanks we get it
[03:28.247]Shall we duet it?
[03:29.076]Sure
[03:29.507]And I know I'm a ****ING ten
[03:32.086]But when I'm out there FFF-dating men
[03:36.945]No matter what I do…
[03:38.681]No matter what we do
[03:40.115]I end up sitting here sinking
[03:42.127]My troubles in a drink
[03:43.225]In my flat still thinking
[03:44.841]Why am I so single?
[03:46.811]
[03:47.487]So we poured ourselves another glass,
[03:49.406]chatted more,
[03:50.429]but don't worry
[03:50.916]we didn't lose our composure at all
[03:54.649]You're so nice
[03:57.213]You're so nice
[03:59.151]Both of us are just so very nice
[04:02.139]and handsome
[04:05.085]We are well-read
[04:07.669]Good at giving advice
[04:09.622]We're sexually healthy
[04:10.809]And adequately wealthy
[04:12.140]So what the ****ing hell is going on?
[04:15.806](What the **** is going on?)
[04:17.726]WHY AM I -
[04:18.330]WHY AM I SO SINGLE?
[04:20.758](Why w-w-why?)
[04:22.546]I'm trying hard to score, but I'm stuck in goal
[04:28.202]I don't get it!
[04:29.208]Why am I so single?
[04:31.179](Why w-w-why?)
[04:33.084]The only thing I'm eating out is this tube of pringles
[04:38.475]He doesn't get it
[04:39.690]Why am I so single?
[04:41.556](Why w-w-why?)
[04:43.576]Anne's off getting laid,
[04:45.161]but I'm the other Boleyn girl
[04:49.103]I never get it.
[04:50.128]Why am I so single?
[04:52.366](Why?)
[04:53.095]It's like they're singing
[04:54.035]"voulez-vous coucher avec moi?"
[04:55.639]But I'm not bilingual
[04:57.190](Not bilingual)
[04:59.427]Je ne comprend pas
[05:01.783]Pour quoi je suis so single
[05:11.766]OOO-AA-AA-AAAHHHHHHH—
[05:14.929]Yeah maybe this is why actually
[05:15.859]Yeah probably yeah
[05:17.967](Why?)