[00:00.12][00:03.15]Yolo…[00:04.93]Yolo…[00:07.54]You only live once[00:09.13]The battle cry of a generation[00:12.19]This life is a precious gift[00:15.00]So don't get too crazy, it's not worth the risk[00:18.24]You know that we are still young[00:21.91]So don't be dumb[00:25.08][00:25.28]Don't trust anyone[00:27.93]'Cause you only live once[00:30.77][00:30.95]You only live once, that's the motto[00:33.75]So take a chill pill, ease off the throttle[00:36.27]Never go to loud clubs 'cause it's bad for your ears[00:38.92]Your friends will all be sorry when they can't hear[00:41.72]And stay the hell away from drugs 'cause they're not legal[00:44.85]Then bury all your money in the backyard like a Beagle[00:48.12]'Cause you should never trust a bank, they've been known to fail[00:50.93]And never travel by car or bus, boat or by rail[00:54.02]And don't travel by plane and don't travel at all[00:56.89]Built a bomb shelter basement with titanium walls[01:00.07]And wear titanium suits in case pianos fall on ya[01:03.29]And never go in saunas 'cause they're crawling with piranhas[01:06.21]take the stairs And never 'cause they're often unsafe[01:08.98]You only live once, don't let it go to waste[01:12.00]You know that we are still young[01:15.88]So hold off on the fun[01:18.95]Cook your meat 'til it's done[01:21.81][01:22.00]'Cause you only live once[01:24.70]Yeah, and here's another piece of advice[01:27.19]Stay away from kids 'cause their hair is with filled mad lice[01:30.28]There's no such thing as too much Purell[01:32.61]This a cautionary tale, word to George Orwell[01:36.03]So don't 1984 us, sending bugs into sockets[01:39.13]Always wear a chastity belt and triple lock it[01:42.25]Then hire a taster, make him check your food for poison[01:45.29]And if you think your mailman is a spy then destroy him[01:48.33]No blankets or pajamas, they could choke you in your sleep[01:51.18]Two words about furniture: KILLING MACHINES[01:53.93]Board your windows up, the sun is bad for your health[01:57.01]And always wear a strait jacket so you're safe from yourself[02:00.03]Take no chances (no chances)[02:02.19]Stop freelancing (right now)[02:03.65]Invest in your future, don't dilute your finances[02:06.05]401K make sure it's low risk[02:09.76]Then get some real-estate (how much?) 4.2%[02:12.39]30-year mortgage, important, that's that's a great deal[02:15.53]And if you can't afford it, don't forge it on your last bill[02:18.53]Renting is for suckers right now[02:20.26]A dependable savings and you'll retired with money in your account[02:24.24]YOLO[02:25.11]Say no, no[02:26.61]Isolate yourself[02:29.45]And just roll solo, be carefulo[02:32.71]You ought to look out also stands for YOLO[02:37.17]You know that we are still young[02:39.78]Burn the prints off your thumbs[02:42.96]And pull out all your teeth[02:45.77]So you can't bite your tongue[02:48.75]Only on this earth for a short time (time)[02:51.34]So don't go outside if you don't wanna die (die)[02:54.70]Just take our advice and hide[02:57.47]And scream YOLO to the sky…[03:00.72]You ought to look out…[03:03.33]