[00:07.017] Would you like to swing on a star[00:10.731] Carry moonbeams home in a jar[00:13.940] And be better off than you are[00:17.807] Or would you rather be a mule[00:20.882] A mule is an animal with long funny ears[00:24.817] Kicks up at anything he hears[00:27.808] His back is brawny but his brain is weak[00:30.852] He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak[00:34.031] And by the way, if you hate to go to school[00:38.166] You may grow up to be a mule[00:40.976] Or would you like to swing on a star[00:43.964] Carry moonbeams home in a jar[00:47.492] And be better off than you are[00:51.058] Or would you rather be a pig[00:54.386] A pig is an animal with dirt on his face[00:58.194] His shoes are a terrible disgrace[01:01.370] He has no manners when he eats his food[01:04.932] He's fat and lazy and extremely rude[01:07.947] But if you don't care a feather or a fig[01:11.249] You may grow up to be a pig[01:14.840] Or would you like to swing on a star[01:18.286] Carry moonbeams home in a jar[01:21.662] And be better off than you are[01:25.838] Or would you rather be a fish[01:28.506] A fish won't do anything, but swim in a brook[01:32.100] He can't write his name or read a book[01:35.425] To fool the people is his only thought[01:39.100] And though he's slippery, he still gets caught[01:42.210] But then if that sort of life is what you wish[01:46.426] You may grow up to be a fish[02:00.148] A new kind of jumped up slippery fish[02:03.125] And all the monkeys aren't in the zoo[02:06.600] Every day you meet quite a few[02:09.891] So you see it's all up to you[02:13.996] You can be better than you are[02:21.063] You could be swingin' on a star