[00:00.00] 作曲 : Jerry Bock/Sheldon Harnick[00:00.00]Your witness[00:01.87]“Mr. X, may we ask you a question?[00:06.50]It's amazing, is it not,[00:09.52]That the city pays you slightly less than fifty bucks a week,[00:12.96]Yet you've purchased a private yacht?”[00:16.13]“I am positive your Honor must be joking![00:19.80]Any working man can do what I have done.[00:22.88]For a month or two I simply gave up smoking,[00:26.35]And I put my extra pennies one by one[00:30.66]“Into a little tin box,[00:35.09]A little tin box[00:37.17]That a little tin key unlocks.[00:40.78]There is nothing unorthodox[00:43.91]About a little tin box (x3)[00:49.49]In a little tin box.[00:52.05]A little tin box[00:54.21]That a little tin key unlocks.[00:57.43]There is honor and purity,[01:00.77]Lots of security,[01:02.88]In a little tin box.”[01:07.08]Next witness[01:10.15]“Mr. Y, we've been told you don't feel well,[01:13.52]And we know you've lost your voice,[01:16.53]But we wonder how you managed on the salary you make[01:20.20]To acquire a new Rolls-Royce.”[01:23.58]“You're implyin' I'm a crook and I say no, sir![01:26.86]There is nothin' in my past I care to hide.[01:30.38]I been takin' emply bottles to the grocer[01:33.96]And each nickel that I got was put aside[01:38.34](That he got was put aside)[01:42.27]“Into a little tin box,[01:47.28]A little tin box[01:49.35]That a little tin key unlocks.[01:53.43]There is nothing unorthodox[01:56.16]About a little tin box.[02:02.21]In a little tin box,[02:04.49]A little tin box[02:06.24]There's a cushion for life's rude shocks.[02:10.02]There is faith, hope and charity,[02:12.89]Hard-won prosperity,[02:15.07]In a little tin box.”[02:19.23]Next witness, take the stand[02:22.40]“Mr. Z, you're a junior official[02:25.67]And your income's rather low,[02:28.85]Yet you've kept a dozen women in the very best hotels,[02:32.52]Would you kindly explain how so?”[02:35.51]“I can see your Honor doesn't pull his punches,[02:39.08]And it looks a trifle fishy, I'll admit.[02:42.45]But for one whole week I went without my lunches,[02:46.13]And it mounted up, your Honor, bit by bit.[02:50.18](Up your Honor, bit by bit.)[02:53.75]“It's just a little tin box,[02:58.94]A little tin box[03:01.01]That a little tin key unlocks.[03:05.08]There is nothing unorthodox[03:07.63]About a little tin box.[03:13.71]In a little tin box,[03:16.09]A little tin box[03:17.81]All a-glitter with blue-chip stocks.[03:21.50]There is something delectable,[03:24.46]Almost respectable,[03:26.52]In a little tin box,[03:31.78]In a little tin box.