[00:00.02]Chamillionaire - 100 Million[00:01.02][00:04.33](Intro - Chamillionaire)[00:05.00]Haha, a wise man once told me keep me your friends close and keep your enemies closer[00:06.33]And he only got close enough to tell me that because, well he was a enemy[00:09.46]Shout out to all my frenemies, haha, Major Pain boy[00:14.48]Yeah, yeah![00:16.03][00:16.57](Verse 1 - Chamillionaire)[00:17.24]I'm in first place, in this wonderful World chase[00:18.54]I'm a current case of a rapper that won't break[00:20.37]Playin dirty (yeah), I'm too sick with the word play[00:22.40]I make words that don't rhyme start rhymin like "you're gay"[00:24.54]Be on your way, I'm a mercy mercy[00:26.34]You be workin hard, she givin me your pay[00:28.59]Women walk up to me, "it's nothin" that girl say (yeah)[00:30.75]Stick money on my shirt like it was my birthday (hey!)[00:32.92]Let's go, rest mo', get slowed[00:34.94]I'm like "f hoes", they metroed, I'm petroed[00:37.17]Get blowed by your girl like red nose[00:38.91]And every single day I'm catchin a head cold (hachoo)[00:41.02]"Pimp Mode", Katt Williams, yeah them know[00:43.18]Put it on a tape and call it the "Best Show"[00:45.06]Koop' versus Chamillionaire, which is the best flow?[00:47.08]You'll probably see a tie like NBA dress code[00:49.18]Be the best to' (woo), jump up and get squashed[00:51.67]Just thoughts, just talk your lip gloss[00:53.42]'Cause you spit soft, thick bosses get off[00:55.41]And I know what you're thinkin, I hit ya with this pause (haha)[00:57.80]They say you shouldn't throw stones at a glass house[00:59.85]Got my money up and I throw out of my stash house[01:01.47]What your cash 'bout? I ain't takin the tag out[01:03.63]Ask me why I bought it, my wallet just passed out[01:05.74]Rapper ran mouth and I bet he get ran out[01:07.74]I bet another sucker gonna follow that man route[01:09.87]I'm a bad cough, that sick, big, bad boss[01:12.14]See me and they bow like "wow, Chat Moss" (haha)[01:14.43]Tryin to say that you ain't real if you got it[01:16.31]Yeah I'm on the internet because it fill up my wallet[01:18.14]Uh, street money helped me get into college[01:20.32]I bust you in your face, log on and Twitter about it (woo!)[01:22.62]Uh, the auducity, run 'em over like athletes[01:24.71]Self serve means I'm the only person that's gassin me[01:26.69]You should ask of me, money lookin like math to me[01:28.73]One plus one equals equity, what it has to be[01:30.89]Uh, better come at your boy carefully[01:32.95]Or get shown the definition of real reality[01:35.04]Who's as bad as me? Any other name is calamity[01:36.90]'Cause I be flippin the G's daily like Vanna be[01:39.15]Wanna challenge me? What a beautiful day that that'll be[01:41.21]You could battle me any Sunday through Saturday[01:43.07]You a cavity, too sweet to even handle me[01:45.17]I'm insanity, not sane, my brain out of me (woo)[01:47.50]Take a budget, turn it into confetti[01:49.07]If I start another label I'm a call it "Machete"[01:51.26]Nah, won't drop an album 'til I'm motherf'in ready[01:53.60]Was gonna call it "Venom", when I'm strikin I am deadly[01:55.75]Don't know me Mister, don't ask me about my sister[01:57.62]They don't really know me but label me like a risk a[01:59.78]You can have all the swagger, you can have the charisma[02:01.71]If I want your opinion, I'll log on the 'net and Twit ya (Tweet)[02:04.02]It's the Mister "Sicker Than Every Pic Ya Makin"[02:06.39]But it's no hate and they waitin to get ya issue[02:08.07]And it's official, I'm so official[02:10.19]Turn my iPhone towards me and I take a picture (cheese!)[02:12.19]Women say you real and say that they wanna kiss ya[02:14.12]Haters see it happen, that day they gonna wanna diss ya[02:16.28]Promise it's a myth, you need to know I will get ya[02:18.21]Richer, so I call up my lawyer before I hit ya (uh)[02:20.70]You mess with me, impossible gonna be possible[02:22.55]What you think we even look at the Oscars for?[02:24.81]Hang with me to hear product 'cause he a gossiper[02:26.94]Thought that we was fly but ain't like a ostrich bro (woo)[02:28.92]That's why I say no way, Larry King of this thing, my pay stay okay[02:32.20]Mixtapes in the street and pass A plus K[02:34.55]Aunt Jemima plus vagina, you a sweet *****[02:36.62]Every verse is a better verse, you know what it's worth[02:39.01]Since my birth been blessed with a curse, realest on the Earth[02:41.08]It's a curse, get another nurse, in a mini skirt[02:43.01]Make her work 'til her feet is hurt, open up your purse, Captain Kirk[02:45.72]I can't ever be, she'll be payin me (me)[02:47.37]Walkin through the mall like we on a shopping spree (spree)[02:49.62]Open up the garage, yeah everything you see, black on black like the NAACP[02:53.65]Gettin money, yeah I let the cat out[02:55.49]I get any sicker then I'm probably gonna pass out[02:57.36]In the studio 'cause they sleep on me like the black couch[02:59.40]Still got mad clout, that's what haters is mad 'bout[03:01.58]Here we go, here we go, I'm in the studio[03:03.84]My whip got me feelin like my name was Domino[03:05.76]'Cause it's a big six with me everywhere I go[03:07.67]Your chick is still tryin to get me in a figure four[03:09.89]Lookin for some hotness, let a heat seeker know[03:12.10]George Bush, one push, let a heat seeker go[03:14.06]Hit the studio, there goes another heat seeker "whoa!" (whoa)[03:16.14]But I don't know why they doubt 'cause I've done this before (whoa)[03:18.46][03:19.11](Outro - Chamillionaire)[03:19.72]I want a hundred million dollars, hundred million dollars[03:20.65]Hundred million dollars, hundred million dollars[03:21.86]Try to get on my level, try to get on my level, let's go, um[03:26.37][03:27.02]Chamillionaire - 100 Million[03:28.02]