Friends S01E04 - 英语听力.mp3

[00:00.00]Oh, that's good.
[00:02.71]Okay. All right, Phoebe? Okay, okay.
[00:04.82]If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace
[00:09.10]no more hunger, good things for the rain forest
[00:12.95]And bigger boobs
[00:16.52]Well, see, you took mine, so
[00:18.28]Chandler, what about you?
[00:21.03]If I were omnipotent for a day, I'd make myself omnipotent forever
[00:25.44]See, there's always one guy
[00:27.77]"If I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes."“
[00:32.69]Hey, Joey. Hey, buddy
[00:35.52]What would you do if you were omnipotent?
[00:37.70]Probably kill myself
[00:41.42]Excuse me?
[00:42.41]Hey, if Little Joey's dead, then I got no reason to live, you know?
[00:47.91]Joey, uh, omnipotent.
[00:50.98]You are?
[00:55.07]Ross, I'm...I had no idea. I thought it was like a theoretical question
[01:03.60]Friends S01E04: The One with George Stephanopoulos《
[01:06.21]So no one told you life was gonna be this way
[01:11.39]Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
[01:16.19]It's like you're always stuck in second gear
[01:20.55]When it hasn't been your day,
[01:22.84]your week, your month, or even your year
[01:26.15]but I'll be there for you
[01:29.56]When the rain starts to pour
[01:31.43]I'll be there for you
[01:34.38]Like I've been there before
[01:36.57]I'll be there for you
[01:39.21]'Cause you're there for me too
[01:50.00]Central Perk
[01:50.57]How does she do that?
[01:52.19]I cannot sleep in a public place.
[01:54.87]Libraries,aiplanes, movie theaters
[01:57.99]When you were little, you slpet in the Grand Cayon
[01:59.93]Hello, Mom and Dad never took us to the Grand Cayon
[02:04.66]Mom and Dad took us to the Grand Cayon？
[02:08.72]Would you look at her?
[02:10.08]She's so peaceful. Yeah.
[02:13.02]What? What? Hi.
[02:17.32]It's okay, you know. You just nodded off again.
[02:20.01]Oh. What's going on with you?
[02:21.88]I got no sleep last night. Why?
[02:23.80]My grandmother has this new boyfriend
[02:28.20]...and they're both kind of insecure in bed, so
[02:31.30]And deaf
[02:33.38]So they're constantly having to reassure each other that they're having a good time.
[02:38.82]You have no idea how loud they are.
[02:42.76]You can stay with Rachel and me tonight. Thanks
[02:45.59]Ninety-five, ninety-six, ninety-seven.95，96， 97
[02:48.75]See, I told you. Less than 100 steps from our place to here.
[02:51.81]You got way too much free time, man.
[02:56.37]Hey, there's the birthday boy.
[02:57.82]Ross, check it out. Hockey tickets.
[03:00.97]Rangers-Penguins tonight at the Garden. We're taking you.
[03:03.83]Happy birthday, pal. We love you, man.
[03:05.75]It's funny, my birthday was seven months ago.
[03:10.01]So? So I'm guessing you had an extra ticket
[03:14.26]...and couldn't decide which one of you got to bring a date? Huh?
[03:17.42]Well, aren't we Mr. The-Glass-is-Half-Empty?
[03:21.66]Oh, my God. Oh.
[03:23.71]Is today the 20th? October 20th?
[03:25.62]I was hoping you wouldn't remember
[03:27.69]What's wrong with the 20th?
[03:30.14]Eleven days before Halloween? All the good costumes are gone?
[03:33.58]Today's the day Carol and I...
[03:37.36]...first consummated...
[03:39.49]...our physical relationship.
[03:44.17]Sex.
[03:46.23]You told your sister that?
[03:50.00]Believe me, I told everyone
[03:54.89]You know what? I better pass on the game.
[03:56.44]I think I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover.
[04:00.32]The hell with hockey. Let's all do that.
[04:07.20]Come on, Ross. You, me, Joey, ice?
[04:09.85]Guys' night out? Come on, what do you say, big guy?
[04:11.92]Huh? Huh? Huh?
[04:13.52]What are you doing? I have no idea.
[04:14.83]Come on, Ross.
[04:17.62]All right, all right. Maybe it will take my mind off it.
[04:20.22]You promise to buy me a big foam finger? JOEY: You got it.
[04:25.75]All right. Look, look, look. My first paycheck.
[04:27.48]Look at the window. There's my name. Hi, me.
[04:31.00]I remember the day I got my first paycheck.
[04:35.20]There was a cave-in in one of the mines, and eight people were killed.
[04:38.41]Wow, you worked in a mine?
[04:42.30]No, I worked at a Dairy Queen. Why?
[04:44.21]God, isn't this exciting? I earned this.
[04:48.76]God, isn't this exciting? I earned this.
[04:51.40]I wiped tables for it. I steamed milk for it.
[04:54.25]And it was totally...not worth it.
[04:59.17]Who's FICA? Why's he getting all my money?
[05:02.53]I mean, what...? Chandler, look at that.
[05:06.09]Oh, this is not that bad.
[05:08.84]Oh, you're fine, yeah, for a first job.
[05:12.22]You can totally, totally live on this. MONICA: Oh, yeah, yeah.
[05:18.20]By the way, great service today.
[05:20.83]Ooh. Oh, yeah.
[05:24.72]Hockey. Hockey.
[05:43.00]Rachel?
[05:44.83]Oh, my God!
[05:51.76]I swear I've seen birds do this on Wild Kingdom.
[05:57.51]What are you guys doing here?
[05:59.73]Well, we were in the city shopping, and your mom said you work here...
[06:02.52]...and it's true.
[06:04.91]Yeah.
[06:07.45]Look at you in the apron. You look like you're in a play.
[06:12.14]God, look at you. You are so big. I can't believe it.
[06:17.47]I know, I know. I'm a duplex.
[06:21.10]You look phenomenal.I mean, you've lost like a ton of weight
[06:27.00]Really really.It's time to stop You look perfect
[06:34.09]Anyway.So, what's going on with you?
[06:35.69]Well, guess who my dad's making partner in his firm.
[06:42.84]And while we're on the subject of news...
[06:48.95]Look, look. I have elbows.
[06:57.49]Passes it up to Leetch.
[07:00.03]Leetch spots Messier in the crease. Here's the pass.
[07:01.89]Oh. Oh.We'll take a time-out while Messier stops to look at some women's shoes.
[07:08.41]Carol was wearing boots just like those the night that we first...
[07:13.03]you know
[07:15.04]In fact, she, uh...
[07:16.55]She never took them off. Ha, ha.
[07:19.14]It's because we... Sorry. Sorry.
[07:22.20]I can't believe...
[07:23.65]What? Peach pit.
[07:29.86]Yes, bunny?
[07:31.67]Peach pit.
[07:33.64]That night, we, uh, had... Peaches?
[07:36.51]Actually, nectarines, but basically.
[07:40.24]Could've been a peach. Then we, uh...
[07:42.93]Then we got dressed and I walked her to...the bus stop
[07:48.98]I'm fine.
[07:52.14]Hey, that woman's got an ass like Carol's.
[07:58.90]What? I thought we were trying to find stuff.
[08:03.25]Oh, come on, you guys. Tell me all the dirt.
[08:05.37]Well, the biggest news is still you dumping Barry at the altar.
[08:11.13]All right, let's talk reality for a second. Okay.
[08:16.03]When are you coming home? What?
[08:17.45]Guys, I'm not.
[08:20.55]Heh. Come on. This is us. I'm not.
[08:24.74]This is what I'm doing now. I've got this job.
[08:27.96]You know?I even do my own laundry!
[08:31.00]I mean, this is what I'm doing now -Waitressing?
[08:39.68]Heh. I'm not just waitressing.
[08:43.72]I mean, I'm...I, um.
[08:48.02]I write the specials on the specials board.
[08:51.07]And I take the dead flowers out of the vase.
[08:56.71]Um, oh, and sometimes Arturo lets me put the little chocolate blobbies on the cookies.
[09:01.68]Well, your mom didn't tell us about the blobbies.
[09:12.39]Hey, Rach. How was it with your friends?
[09:20.21]Okay, how would you like some Tiki Death Punch?
[09:25.00]What's that?
[09:26.38]Well, it's rum and... Okay.
[09:29.07]We thought since Phoebe's staying over we'd have a slumber party.
[09:35.24]We got some trashy magazines, we got cookie dough, we got Twister.
[09:38.65]Ooh, ooh. And I brought Operation.
[09:41.97]But I lost the tweezers, so we can't operate.
[09:47.05]But we can prep the guy.
[09:51.29]Rach, it's the Visa-card people.
[09:53.83]Oh, God. Ask them what they want.
[09:55.32]Could you please tell me what this is in reference to?
[09:58.54]Yes, hold on.
[10:01.34]Um, they say there's been unusual activity on your account.
[10:04.34]But I haven't used my card in weeks. That is the unusual activity.
[10:10.46]They just wanna see if you're okay.
[10:11.95]They wanna know if I'm okay?
[10:15.41]Okay, they wanna know if I'm okay. Okay, let's see.
[10:17.32]Well, let's see. The FICA guys took all my money.
[10:20.48]Everyone I know is either getting married or getting pregnant or getting promoted...
[10:25.19]and I'm getting coffee
[10:27.16]And it's not even for me
[10:29.07]So if that sounds like I'm okay, okay, then you can tell them I'm okay. Okay?
[10:32.69]Uh, Rachel has left the building.
[10:40.36]Can you call back? All right. Come on.
[10:43.21]Let's play Twister.
[10:47.71](As for the guys)
[10:56.17]Sorry. - Sorry, sorry, sorry
[10:57.42]Uh oh.
[10:59.08]What? There was ice there that night with Carol?
[11:03.58]Plastic seats? Four thousand angry Pittsburgh fans?
[11:08.32]No, actually, I was just saying it looks like we're not sitting together.
[11:12.04]But now that you mention it, there was ice there that night.
[11:14.64]It was the first frost.
[11:19.24]We were... Sit. Just sit down. Sit.
[11:21.39]You should feel great about yourself
[11:23.36]You're doing this amazing independent thing.
[11:25.73]Monica, what is so amazing?
[11:27.65]I gave up like everything. And for what?
[11:31.99]You are just like Jack.
[11:34.17]Jack from downstairs?
[11:35.94]No, Jack and the Beanstalk.
[11:40.03]Ah, the other Jack. Yeah, right.
[11:43.03]See, he gave up something, but then he got those magic beans.
[11:46.14]And then he woke up and there was this big plant...
[11:50.07]...outside of his window, full of possibilities and stuff.
[11:54.53]And he lived in a village, and you live in the Village.
[11:58.33]Okay, but, Pheebs, Pheebs, Jack gave up a cow.
[12:02.52]I gave up an orthodontist.
[12:05.02]Okay, I know I didn't love him, but...
[12:07.67]Oh, see, Jack did love the cow.
[12:11.03]But, see, it was a plan, you know? It was clear.
[12:13.83]Everything was figured out, and now everything's just kind of like...
[12:16.61]Flupie? Yeah.
[12:18.80]You're not the only one. I mean,half the time we don't know where we're going
[12:23.51]You gotta figure, at some point, it's gonna come together
[12:26.53]and it's just gonna be "unflupie."
[12:29.17]Yeah, like that's a word.
[12:33.89]Okay, but, Monica, what if it doesn't come together?
[12:38.60]Pheebs?
[12:42.66]Well, because you just... I don't like this question.
[12:46.18]Okay, see? See, you guys? What if we don't get magic beans?
[12:49.79]I mean, what if all we've got are...
[12:53.79]...beans?
[12:56.58]Get him! Get him! Get him!
[13:02.38]Get... Yes! You're not laughing now, are you, pal?
[13:05.96]See buddy,that's all you need, a bunch of toothless guys hitting each other with sticks.
[13:10.91]Pass it. Pass it.
[13:12.63]He's open, he's open. Shoot it, shoot it, shoot it!
[13:16.37]Whoa. Oh. Whoa.
[13:20.50]Hey, look, we're on that TV thing. Ooh, ooh, ooh.
[13:26.09]I got it! Hey, hey, we got it! Hey!
[13:31.83]Emergency Room
[13:35.72]Excuse me.
[13:36.52]It says to call this number if you're not completely satisfied with this candy bar.
[13:41.64]Well, I'm not completely satisfied.
[13:43.93]Yeah the label promises the nutty goodness
[13:50.12]Listen, it's kind of an emergency.
[13:52.20]I guess you'd know that, or we'd be in the predicament room.
[13:55.40]Hold on. Fill these out. Sit over there.
[14:01.15]Look, I don't wanna make any trouble, okay?
[14:03.94]But I'm in a lot of pain here, all right? My face is dented.
[14:07.27]Well, you'll have to wait your turn. Well, how long do you think it'll be?
[14:11.87]Any minute now.
[14:14.67]Hey, listen... Ooh.
[14:23.73](I wake up and I start to cry)
[14:27.82](Ain't no hope in...)
[14:31.59]Oh. I'm so sorry, you guys. I didn't mean to bring you down.
[14:35.58]No, you were right.
[14:37.35]I don't have a plan.
[14:40.72]Pizza guy.
[14:44.96]Thank God. Food.
[14:47.20]Phoebe? What?
[14:49.16]Do you have a plan? I don't even have a "pla."
[14:55.98]Hi. One mushroom, green pepper and onion?
[14:58.15]No, no, no. That's not what we ordered.
[15:02.56]We ordered a fat-free crust with extra cheese.
[15:05.30]Wait, you're not G. Stephanopoulos? No.
[15:11.35]
[15:14.46]Did you say G. Stephanopoulos?
[15:18.45]Yeah, this one goes across the street. I must have given him yours.
[15:21.40]Oh, bonehead. Bonehead.
[15:23.07]Okay you know when you do that you are only killing yourself
[15:27.30]Wait, was this a small Mediterranean guy with curiously intelligent good looks?
[15:34.51]Yeah, that sounds about right.
[15:36.94]Was he wearing a stunning blue suit? And a power tie?
[15:41.70]No, pretty much just a towel.
[15:43.78]Oh, God. Oh. Oh.
[15:46.58]Oh, my God. You want me to take this back?
[15:48.39]What? Are you nuts? We've got George Stephanopoulos'pizza.
[15:51.91]Here. Uh, Pheebs? Yeah?
[15:56.50]Who's George Snuffleupagus?
[16:03.09]That's Big Bird's friend.
[16:07.39]I see pizza.
[16:08.88]Oh, I wanna see. Let me see. Let me see.
[16:11.11]Hello? Who are we spying on?
[16:13.13]You know the White House adviser? Clinton's campaign guy?
[16:16.55]The one with the great hair, sexy smile, really cute butt?
[16:20.06]Oh, him. The little guy. Oh, I love him.
[16:23.89]Ooh. Oh, wait. Wait, I see a woman.
[16:27.58]Tell me it's his mother.
[16:29.44]Definitely not his mother. Oh, no.
[16:32.70]Oh, wait, she's walking across the floor.
[16:34.92]She's walking, she's walking.
[16:37.25]She's going for the pizza. Hey, that's not for you, bitch!
[16:48.60](Dr. Max to Center 456)
[16:50.11](Dr. Max to Center 456)
[16:53.30]Excuse me. We've been here for over an hour...
[16:58.96]and a lot of people less sick than my friend have gone in.
[17:01.20]I mean, that guy with the toe thing? Who's he sleeping with?
[17:04.15]Oh, come on, Dora. Don't be mad.
[17:09.69]I know we both said some things...we didn't mean...
[17:15.75]but that doesn't mean we still don't love each other
[17:20.15]You know, I feel like I've lost her.
[17:22.85]Come on, push me-No -Come on, push me
[17:30.00]No,we're going to get into trouble
[17:31.63]Don't be a baby.Push me, push me
[17:34.48]Alright alright, I'm gonna push you, okay?
[17:36.44]How about I push you like this?
[17:40.00]Now you are gonna be in a wheelchair for the rest of your life, pally wally wally
[17:49.22]I am so very sorry. Can I sign you?
[17:57.47]Lights still out? Yeah.
[17:59.62]Well, maybe they're napping.
[18:01.59]Heh. Please. They're having Sex.
[18:04.44]Shut up
[18:06.66]So, what do you think George is like?
[18:14.22]I think he's shy. Oh, yeah?
[18:17.17]Yeah. I think you have to draw him out
[18:20.02]And then when you do, he's a preppy animal.
[18:25.45]So what do you think of the guys are like?
[18:28.71]Our guys? Yeah,our guys
[18:30.20]Well,I don't know.I feel funny talking about that
[18:33.04]Oh come on. Okay,well.I think Joey's like one of those little kiddy rides in front of a supermarket
[18:39.17]You just have to put the quarter in and it just goes
[18:42.79]I don't know.I think he might surprise you
[18:47.13]One time,he was helping me put on my coat and he was really tender
[18:51.90]Come on,baby,come on. Let's go...Yes!
[18:59.56]Chandler is hard to read.
[19:01.64]He is like one of those repressed guys who you would have to seduce
[19:04.79]I think it's a part of an act
[19:06.04]I have a feeling that Chandler is a lot more sophisticated than he seems
[19:15.26]You know who is kind of sexy?
[19:17.18]Don't-Ross -No, guys, please, he is my brother
[19:21.22]I know what exactly what you mean.He can be really smooth
[19:35.66]Can'y you just picture him in bed.-I really don't want to
[19:43.11]Come on, laugh, laugh
[19:45.44]I remember the moonlight coming in through the open window...
[19:48.19]...and her face had the most incredible glow
[19:52.07]Yes, the moon, the glow, the magical feeling.
[19:55.80]You did this part
[19:56.68]Could I get some painkillers over here, please?
[20:00.20]He's right, enough already. What is the big deal about today?
[20:04.34]So you slept with her for the first time. So what?
[20:07.29]You slept with her for seven years after that.
[20:11.22]It's just a little more complicated than that.
[20:13.70]What? What is it? That she left you? That she likes women?
[20:16.56]That she left you for a woman that likes women?
[20:18.68]A little louder.
[20:19.77]There's a man on the 12th floor in a coma who didn't quite hear you12
[20:23.09]Then what?
[20:28.25]My first time with Carol was...
[20:31.05]Was my...-What?
[20:37.42]It was my first......time.
[20:42.92]With Carol?-Oh.
[20:51.26]So in your whole life, you've only been with one?
[20:56.37]Oh, boy. Hockey was a big mistake
[21:02.85]There's a whole bunch of stuff we could've done tonight.
[21:07.35]Okay. Okay, I got one.
[21:09.01]Do you remember that vegetarian paté that I made that you loved so much?
[21:15.34]Well, unless goose is a vegetable...
[21:22.40]Okay, fine, fine.
[21:26.07]Now I don't feel so bad about sleeping with Jason Hurley.
[21:29.18]What? You slept with Jason? - You had already broken up.
[21:32.91]How long? Just a couple hours.
[21:35.29]Oh, that's nice.
[21:37.26]Okay, okay, okay, I got one.
[21:38.86]Anyway.
[21:43.41]The valentine Tommy Rollerson left in your locker was really from me.
[21:48.18]Excuse me?
[21:49.68]Oh, hello? Like he was really gonna send you one.
[21:52.99]She was a big girl
[21:59.00]Really?
[22:00.49]Well, at least big girls don't pee in their pants in seventh grade.
[22:06.52]I was laughing. You made me laugh.
[22:09.37]Oh, my God. There he is. There he is. There he is.
[22:12.00]Where? Right where we've been looking all night.
[22:15.53]Oh, he's so cute. Oh, George, baby, drop the towel.
[22:18.95]Come on, drop the towel. Drop the towel.
[22:21.70]Please drop the towel. Drop it.
[22:23.92]ALL: Wow.
[22:28.06]Man, can you believe he's only had sex with one woman?
[22:34.59]I think it's great.
[22:36.24]You know, it's sweet. It's romantic.
[22:40.55]Really?
[22:42.82]No, are you kidding? The guy's a freak. I judge him.
[22:46.49]Hey, man. - Hey, buddy.-Ah? Ah?
[22:48.62]Oh.
[22:51.99]That's attractive.
[22:57.38]Oh, I thought you were great in Silence of the Lambs.
[23:02.66]Oh, come on, admit it, all things considered, you had fun tonight.
[23:06.28]Fun? Where was the fun?
[23:07.67]Tell me specifically, which part was the fun part?
[23:10.31]Where's my puck?
[23:11.55]Oh. The kid has it. - The kid?
[23:13.27]Excuse me, uh, that's my puck.
[23:18.50]I found it. Finders keepers, losers weepers.
[23:21.90]You gotta do it, man.
[23:26.93]Oh, yeah? Well, I'm rubber, you're glue. Whatever you...
[23:31.65]I can't do it.
[23:34.14]Listen, uh, give me back my puck. - No.
[23:36.63]Yes, how about? - No.
[23:38.38]No, come here. Just give me my puck. - No, no, no.
[23:40.82]Hey, no roughhousing in my ER.
[23:43.00]Give me my puck! Unh.
[23:49.88]Now, that was fun.
[23:56.44]Okay, Monica.
[23:59.20]Right foot, red.
[24:02.31]Could've played Monopoly, but no.
[24:05.88]Thanks.
[24:17.83]Okay, Pheebs. Right hand, blue.
[24:23.27]Good.-Ross,switch places with me.Phoebe could be your no.2- Hmm?
[24:36.22]What?-Nothing.It's a twister thing.The rules are on the back of the box
[24:41.44]Hello?
[24:44.92]Oh. Rachel, it's the Visa-card people.
[24:48.44]Oh, okay. Will you take my place?
[24:50.36]All right. Yes, this is Rachel.
[24:52.53]No. - Oh.
[24:56.32]Hello?
[24:57.60]Oh, yeah. No, I know. I haven't been using it much.
[25:01.44]Oh, well, thanks, but I'm okay, really.
[25:05.16]To the green, to the green.
[25:06.88]Oh, no. - To the green.
[25:08.27]I've got magic beans.
[25:12.57]No, no, never mind.
[25:14.53]To the left. To the left.
[25:18.78]I'm fine.