Stuck - Original Broadway Cast of Groundhog Day.mp3

[00:00.00] 作词 : Tim Minchin
[00:00.45] 作曲 : Tim Minchin
[00:00.90][HEALER] I have a degree
[00:02.32][PHIL CONNORS] That's nice
[00:03.20][HEALER] In alternative therapy
[00:04.94][PHIL] Okay
[00:05.49][HEALER] Took an online course for a week or two
[00:08.26][PHIL] Maybe we should--
[00:09.00][HEALER] I think we should begin with a nice bit of Reiki
[00:12.20][PHIL] Reiki?
[00:12.79][HEALER] Unblock your Chi
[00:14.06][PHIL] What's Chi?
[00:14.68][HEALER] It's doo be doo be tra la la
[00:16.34]It's holistic therapy
[00:18.11][PHIL] What does that mean?
[00:18.93][HEALER] It's energy
[00:20.12]Vibrations and something magnets
[00:22.06]And doo-be-diddly-pom-pom-pom
[00:23.82]Now piss
[00:24.52][PHIL] What?
[00:24.88][HEALER] Piss
[00:25.56][PHIL] I just--
[00:26.03][HEALER] Piss into this
[00:27.16][PHIL] I don't have--
[00:27.68][HEALER] I'll analyze your isotopes
[00:29.45]And something, something, quantum, quantum
[00:31.88][PHIL] I'm stuck
[00:32.60]I'm just--
[00:33.40][NATUROPATH] I think you're allergic to gluten
[00:35.62][PHIL] Stuck, I'm
[00:36.58]It's like I feel like I'm trapped in a loop
[00:39.31]Like I'm unstuck in time
[00:40.85][NATUROPATH] Well I think cutting out gluten
[00:42.38][PHIL] I'm...
[00:42.82][NATUROPATH] Is the smartest solution
[00:44.03][PHIL] Fine
[00:44.58][NATUROPATH] That or a diet of soup
[00:46.30][PHIL] Soup?
[00:46.99][NATUROPATH] Made of rhino foreskin
[00:48.33][PHIL] I think I've lost my mind
[00:49.58][NATUROPATH] How about
[00:50.23][PHIL] I can't seem to find my way out of
[00:51.78][NATUROPATH] An enema?
[00:52.56][PHIL] What?
[00:53.25][NATUROPATH] Would you like an enema?
[00:54.66][PHIL] Existentially, I'm --
[00:55.90][NATUROPATH] Some essential oils
[00:57.27][PHIL] Essentially, I'm --
[00:58.01][NATUROPATH] Organic teas
[00:59.41][PHIL] Who needs enemas with friends like -- ?
[01:02.64][HEALER & NATUROPATH] I don't even know if I believe what I'm sayin'
[01:06.03]This guy is clearly nuts but he is desperate and he's payin'
[01:09.78]Statistically he might as well be sittin' home and prayin'
[01:13.46]For all the good that I can do
[01:15.98]I don't have a frickin' clue what I'm doin'
[01:18.66]Though there are things that we just don't know
[01:21.39]It doesn't mean you shouldn't give giving an answer a go
[01:25.90][NATUROPATH] Now open your buttocks to a wee bit
[01:28.05][PHIL] I'm not sure how this will help
[01:29.69][HEALER & NATUROPATH] Just want to get to the bottom of it
[01:32.91][PHIL] I'm stuck
[01:33.62]I'm just stuck
[01:35.36][PSYCHIATRIC PHARMACOLOGIST] I have a PhD
[01:37.30][PHIL] Finally
[01:38.04][PHARMACOLOGIST] In psychiatric pharmacology
[01:39.99]I specialize in mental illness --
[01:41.89][PHIL] Good
[01:42.53][PHARMACOLOGIST] In cows
[01:43.30][PHIL] What?
[01:43.76][PHARMACOLOGIST] Let's treat your depression
[01:45.61]With a course of Fluoxitol
[01:46.93][PHIL] I'm not depressed
[01:48.36][PHARMACOLOGIST] You're not?
[01:49.16][PHIL] No!
[01:49.67][PHARMACOLOGIST] You must be delusional
[01:51.02]So take some Acepromazine
[01:53.09]And a couple of Clocapromine
[01:55.02]And widely I'd advise ya
[01:56.74]To try this tranquilizer
[01:58.51]Although maybe you should just take half
[02:01.43][PHIL] Okay
[02:02.13][PHARMACOLOGIST] It says whole ones for cows
[02:03.92][PHIL] I'm not a --
[02:04.41][PHARMACOLOGIST] And half for calves
[02:05.65][PHIL] Right
[02:06.02][HEALER, NATUROPATH & PHARMACOLOGIST]
[02:06.67]I don't even know if I believe what I'm sayin'
[02:09.13]This guy is clearly nuts but he is desperate and he's payin'
[02:12.74]Statistically he might as well be sittin' home and prayin'
[02:16.63]For all the good that I can do
[02:18.92]I don't have a friggin' clue
[02:21.18][SCIENTOLOGIST] In my medicine cupboard
[02:22.66]There's a bunch of L. Ron Hubbard
[02:25.02][ALA GUY] There are only twelve steps and they shouldn't take long
[02:28.39][NATUROPATH] We just need a sample of
[02:30.62]Your stool and your semen
[02:32.26][PRIEST] You have Satan within you
[02:33.84]We must exorcise your demons
[02:36.50][PHARMACOLOGIST] Take this pill
[02:37.40][SCIENTOLOGIST] Read this book
[02:38.19][NATUROPATH] Eat your vegetables uncooked
[02:39.45][HEALER] It's your karma
[02:40.53][NATUROPATH] It's just toxins
[02:41.58][PHARMACOLOGIST] It's for constipated oxens
[02:43.83][ALL EXPERTS] Well that ought to loosen you up
[02:47.17][PHIL] I am stuck
[02:50.04]Shit, okay
[02:50.81][PHIL & EXPERTS]
[02:51.13]One: I'm still sleeping and this (I don't even know if I believe )
[02:53.86]I'm just dreaming (what I'm sayin')
[02:55.08](This guy is clearly nuts but he )
[02:55.51]And two: it's a prank, and (is desperate and he's payin')
[02:57.12]everyone's in on it (Statistically he might as well )
[02:59.20](be sittin' home and prayin')
[02:59.92]Three: it's a flashback from (For all the good that I can do, I )
[03:01.76]when I was twenty and ate (don't have a frickin' clue what )
[03:03.67]magic mushrooms and thought (I'm doin')
[03:05.24]I was Aquaman
[03:06.84]Four: it's some kind of reality (Though there are things that )
[03:09.45]show (we just don't know)
[03:10.53]Five: it's amnesia (It doesn't mean you shouldn't )
[03:12.42]Six: it's a stroke (give giving an answer a go)
[03:14.03](You just have to open your)
[03:16.32]I think I am losing my my... (mind)
[03:18.28][EXPERTS] That'll be five hundred bucks
[03:19.39][PHIL] What the f--
[03:20.09][PRIEST] A check is fine
[03:21.04][PHIL] Fine
[03:21.81][HEALER] Karma
[03:23.05][AA GUY] Toxins
[03:23.98][NATUROPATH] Enema
[03:24.85][PHARMACOLOGIST] Oxen
[03:25.85][PRIEST] Jesus
[03:26.78][SCIENTOLOGIST] Xenu
[03:31.86][GUS & RALPH] Alcohol!
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